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No Internet Trend is Safe From Ashton Kutcher

[caption id="attachment_55023" align="alignnone" width="499" caption="via Guest of a Guest"][caption id="attachment_55023" align="alignnone" width="499" caption="via Guest of a Guest"][/caption] For those of you who've been sleeping, ChatRoulette is the craziest/creepiest thing to happen to the Internet in forever. You log on and are given a random person to talk to via video and audio chat. Most of the time you just wind up watching a bunch of creepy dudes masturbate, but sometimes you also strike gold. Probably the best example I've seen of this is the chat some college bro had with ...

Who The Hell Are You Two Trying To Convince?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want us to know that not only are they soooo not breaking up, but they love each other enough to suck face in the middle of the street. Does it matter if their kids are there? No! Let them see the love that mommy and daddy share! Does it matter that there's a strange man taking their photo across the street? All the better! Let these two crazy-in-love fools show the rest of the world how to do the damn thing. I give them another year, tops. [gallery]...

Welcome Home, Mark Kerrigan!

Well, this is awkward. So you know how Nancy Kerrigan's brother Mark is probably responsible for their father Dan's death? Because Mark strangled Dan over the right to use the home telephone? OK, well, the Kerrigan family is convinced that Dan actually died from some pre-existing problem and so they've bailed out Mark and he's living at home with his mom again. From People: Kerrigan, 45, was released from Bridgewater State Hospital on Tuesday and was returned to the county jail for the n...

Charlie Sheen is in Rehab. Duh.

Charlie Sheen bit the bullet this week and checked himself in to a rehabilitation center as a "preventative measure". The actor, whose wife is currently trying to beat a crack addiction, is said to be very stressed by the domestic violence charges looming over his head and was afraid he'd fall off the wagon harder than ever before. People in Charlie's crew are saying that this is legit, though. Supposedly he's not hitting the bottle again and he just wants to make sure that he doesn't mess his...

Chris Brown’s a Baby

You know who needs to disappear? Chris Brown. That fool just cannot help himself. He's still talking about how the whole "beating up Rihanna" thing was really hard on his reputation and that he's actually a really nice guy. This morning he did that whole routine for the Mojo in the Morning radio show and he attempted to keep his shit relevant by relating himself to another bro we all hate right now, Tiger Woods. "I think it’s cool man, I think people always deserve a second chance, and I k...

Quotables

"We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention." - Robert Pattinson finally admits that he's totally dating Kristen Stewart in The Sun....

The Babes Came Out For Burberry Last Night

Two of my favorite skinny bitches, Mary Kate Olsen and Kate Hudson, hit up the Burberry fashion show last night in London and they were looking fierce. I always love the way Mary Kate pulls herself together (make fun of me all you want), but last night she looked exceptionally pretty in all black. Also? Has that girl's face looked that healthy since she was Michelle Tanner or what? Kate Hudson also shut it down with a completely different look. The actress wore a gorgeous green dress that showed ...

Lindsay Lohan Brings The Crazy Heat For Part Two of Sun Interview

Lindsay Lohan's interview with The Sun is so bananas that yesterday I didn't even believe that it was real. Turns out that not only is it real, but yesterday was just the tip of the iceberg. Today we get part two of the interview and this is where we get to the juicy stuff, namely Lindz famously tumultuous relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson. Once again, let's just skip to the best quotes: "I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me....

Whitney Houston’s Crappy Show Leaves Australian Fans Disappointed

Whitney Houston kicked off her tour last night in Brisbane, Australia and oh man, she sucked. At least that's the general consensus from concert goers and those who have caught bootleg videos on YouTube. Whitney, who is shockingly only 46 years old (two years younger than my mother!), got breathy and exhausted about two songs in and then coughed throughout most of the show. However, her promoter, Andrew McManus, thinks that if you have a problem with Whitney's stage behavior, that's your ow...

Television Programs Finally Casting People Who Have No Business Being On Television

Bristol Palin has landed her first acting gig. Thank God. I have spent the last year and a half of my life unsure of wether or not Bristol Palin can deliver flawless dialogue. When her episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager airs, I will probably be granted my first full night's sleep since I first saw the teenage mother. I knew- just knew- that it would only be a matter of time before Hollywood scooped her up and put her right where she belongs. From People: The appearance will mar...

Are You Going To Bother With Parenthood?

I am a huge fan of the 1989 Steve Martin movie Parenthood, so I was less than thrilled that the bright folks over at NBC decided to remake the classic comedy in to a TV show. Normally movie-to-TV (and TV-to-movie) remakes bum me out. There's just never the same flavor there that made me love the original. However, after catching a preview for the show this weekend, my hopes are slightly higher. If you forget for a second that they're trying to improve upon what I consider to be one of the funn...

The New Kanye Video Freaks Me Out

Kanye West has made some pretty "artistic" videos (see: Flashing Lights) but his new video for Coldest Winter tops them all. Yes, it is beautifully shot and it must have cost a complete fortune to make, but I'm not sure if I'm a fan of watching a sad woman who kind of looks like my friend's girlfriend running through the woods. In terms of music videos out there today though, this may be the best one I've seen in a minute. KANYE WEST "Coldest Winter" Directed by: NABIL "ITUNES link below" from nab...
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