My Lord, what a day. I woke up this morning, checked my Twitter feed, and immediately started freaking the fuck out, because my little sister is currently on a research vessel off the coast of Chile. I called my mom, who'd received an email from her early in the morning saying she was okay, and so then I promptly started freaking out about tsunamis from the earthquake. I twittered about it, and, thank goodness, I had quite a few readers quickly reach out to tell me that the open sea is probably the s...
The Gosselin kids were snapped playing in the snow today and it seems like they had a good time considering it was dad's weekend. While the kids frolicked in the snow and pretended for a short while that there wasn't a man with a camera standing on the other side of their lawn snapping their every move, Jon Gosselin looked after them and rode around on some sort of all-terrain vehicle. It's good to see that they don't cry all day.
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Man, it sucks so bad to be Tiger Woods right now. The CEO of Gatorade told CNN in a statement today, "I can confirm that we no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship."
Gatorade is the third company to ditch Tiger ever since news broke that he was a freakaleak screwing every young moron in a skirt behind his wife's back. Gillette and Accenture were the first two companies to decide that the playboy golfer no longer fit their brand image. You know...
Lady Gaga went for dinner Thursday night in London, and God forbid she show up wearing a pair of slacks and a sweater. Instead she wore a suit that looked like a castoff from the Butabi brothers and and some botanical looking horns. Can you imagine sitting in the table next to her and trying to eat your meal? OK, Lady Gaga! We get it! You're eccentric!
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There's been talk that Howard Stern will be joining the panel of judges of American Idol after Simon leaves at the end of this season, but Ellen DeGeneres has spoken out saying that she wants nothing to do with the shock jock. Turns out the feeling is mutual, and Howard said as much to Entertainment Tonight at the Green Zone premiere in New York on Thursday. "Ellen has said she won't work with me, but quite frankly, after watching her on the stupid show, I gotta tell ya, I won't work with Ell...
Tilikum, the whale responsible for the death of his trainer Dawn Brancheau, will continue to live at SeaWorld. SeaWord CEO Jim Atchison said in a statement today that SeaWorld is scheduled to re-open and added, “we will make improvements and changes and move forward.”
Atchison said of the decision to keep Tilikum, “no animal is ever subject to any punishment and Tilikum is no exception.”
What do you guys think about this? I know that SeaWorld has a fairly decent record of taking c...
Jane Carrey, the 22-year old daughter of actor Jim Carrey, has finally given birth to her baby. She and her husband, Alex Santana, welcomed a baby boy, Jackson Riley Santana yesterday afternoon in LA. This makes Jim a 47-year old grandpa, but he says he's up to the task and he thinks his daughter is, too. "Jane is going to be a great mom," Jim told People earlier this summer.
Congratulations to the happy couple. I can't wait to see what kind of whacky shit his grandparents do to celebrate his lif...
Marisa Miller bares her ass in GQ UK. [Celebslam]
Kellan Lutz stumps for PETA, still has that mean, runty look about him. And I mean Lutz, not the dog he's adopting. [Popbytes]
Seriously Random Lists: Pajiba bestows the honor of "Best Horror Movie Remakes" upon various slasher reboots. [Pajiba]
Lily Allen calls Courtney Love a "paranoid, drug-addled lunatic." I knew there was a reason I loved Allen so much. [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber's 16 years old on Monday and all he does is leer ... and letch. [Litely Salted]
Everyone says that everything about Johnny Deep aside from his career stinks. [Allie is Wired]
Speaking of PETA, they have the best Tiger Woods promo ad ... ever. [Amy Grindhouse] />Marisa Miller bares her ass in GQ UK. [Celebslam]
Kellan Lutz stumps for PETA, still has that mean, runty look about him. And I mean Lutz, not the dog he's adopting. [Popbytes]
Seriously Random Lists: Pajiba bestows the honor of "Best Horror Movie Remakes" upon various slasher reboots. [Pajiba]
Lily Allen calls Courtney Love a "paranoid, drug-addled lunatic." I knew there was a reason I loved Allen so much. [Celebitchy]
Justin Bieber's 16 years old on Monday and all he does is leer ... and letch. [Litely Salted]
Everyone says that everything about Johnny Deep aside from...
Britney Spears went to some meetings yesterday before she hit up the shops for some marathon spending and, with the exception of her pants hanging off of her ass as she got out of her car, homegirl is still looking OK. Her face doesn't look as swollen as it usually does (that woman just needs to stay hydrated) and her hair, despite its messy style, looks like it might be healthy-ish for the first time in years. Her skin seems clear, too. If she starts showering regularly, Britney could very ...
I am sad to report that the search for missing Growing Pains actor Andrew Koenig is over after his body was found in a Vancouver park. Andrew, who Kelly told you was missing last weekend, committed suicide according to his father who spoke with reporters yesterday in the same park where the body was found. Tragically, Andrew was discovered by his father and a group of friends who decided to give the park one last look over before they continued on their search.
Unfortunately, the months l...
Jon Cryer aka Ducky from Pretty in Pink's wife tried to have him killed, you guys. I've been avoiding posting on this as the story has been developing the last couple months because the details were so vague that it seemed to me like we'd never hear the full facts. We got them now. And they're juicy.
So Jon Cryer, who's on Two and a Half Men now, is married to this woman Sarah Trigger. They are currently getting a divorce and, while meeting with her lawyer, Sarah let it slip that her ex boyfrien...
Sean Penn is somewhat of a hero today. The actor and his daughter Dylan are in Haiti right now and yesterday, after hearing that there was a woman and her child trapped inside of a collapsed building, Sean and Dylan drove over an hour and a half to save them. After pulling them from the rubble, they brought the them back to the University of Miami hospital camp in Port-au-Prince.
Penn and his daughter stayed with the mother and son all night until they were sure that the two were going to be OK. Penn then offered up his...