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A Modern Fairytale Starring Jessica Alba & a Crazy Chinese Chick

One upon a time in Shanghai, there was a beautiful but superficial and incredibly stupid young woman who dated a guy who was kind of a jerk. This jerk had an obsession with actress and all-around hottie Jessica Alba. He plastered the wall of his home with pictures of her and often hinted to the beautiful (but superficial and stupid) young woman that he wished she looked more like Jessica Alba. Incredibly, this match made in heaven didn't last (gasp!) One day, the jerk decided that he woul...

Jay-Z Thinks Susan Boyle Should Have Her Own Clothing Line

Along with my 60 year old alt-country former hippie father, you can add Jay-Z to the list of unlikely Susan Boyle fans. In a recent interview, he sung the Boyle's praises and even suggested that she capitalize on her success by starting her own clothing line. "What Susan's achieved is unbelievable. Everybody wants a piece of her and the market for her is huge. I could see her with her own clothing range. Sure, why not? She'll appeal to women of a certain age. They'll see an ordinary per...

Warren Sapp Arrested for Domestic Battery

Former NFL defensive tackle and Dancing with the Stars finalist Warren Sapp was arrested on Saturday and charged with domestic battery after police were called to Miami Beach's Shore Club hotel. Sapp's girlfriend of 2 years alleges that he choked her and pushed her down after the two got into a heated argument about her hanging out with other men. Sapp's version of the story is that he was "helping her off the couch when she fell backward and hurt her leg." Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh. Riiiiiiiight. ...

Debunker: Eminem’s Ex-Wife, Drew’s Engagement, and Snooki’s Nudes

There are so many rumors that need debunking this weekend, I'm just going to put them all in one post. Eminem and ex wife Kim Mathers are not getting back together, and most definitely are not planning to have another child together, as was claimed by a rumor that made the rounds earlier in the week. Domestic violence charities rejoice. Drew Barrymore and longtime boyfriend Justin Long are not getting engaged in spite of a Facebook update that suggested otherwise. According to Drew's rep, the Facebook account that r...

John Mayer Must Be Doing Something Right

According to a source, Mayer hooked up with Taylor Swift when they were both in Nashville on January 24th. "She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers." The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel. "Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morn...

Jamie Lynn Spears Has a New, Older Boyfriend

Jamie Lynn Spear's is dating a new dude and the difference in their ages is almost as old as she was when she had her baby: 10 years. After breaking it off with babydaddy Aldridge in December, she's moved on to the 28 year old owner of a "communications company" from her hometown-- which sounds grandiose, but could just mean he owns a store that sells cell phone accessories in the strip mall next to the Captain Video & Tanning. The guy is only 28, but I keep forgetting that she's o...

Howard Stern Could Replace Simon Cowell on ‘Idol’

I'm about to toss a turd into your Saturday punch bowl. Idol producers are reportedly "eager to hire" Howard Stern to take over as resident asshole when Simon Cowell leaves American Idol after this season. Stern's $100 million a year contract with Sirius expires next January. As hard as it is to believe he gets paid that much to talk shit on satellite radio, it's even harder to believe that taking the Idol post would be a step down in the salary brackets; Cowell only got paid $50 milli...

Don’t Pretend to Slash Those Wrists Just Yet, Emo Kids

Fallout Boy is on a break, but is not breaking up, according to Pete Wentz. Pete says that the band "just got burned out" but they haven't definitively called it quits. "We're just on a break. I think that after having Bronx, and with my wife [Ashlee Simpson] having this much of a workload right now, it has been such a good thing for me. There's nothing I wanna be better at in the world than being a dad." Echoing a sentiment that has most likely been typed on many a blog by mourning em...

Kanye Didn’t Throw a Hissyfit

Kanye took to his blog today to deny the New York Post's claims that he pitched an in-flight fit earlier this week when he and an assistant were denied an upgrade from business to first class. "I feel bad that people believe this kind of stuff or any random rumor that is taken as fact because 'it's on the internet'," he said. "This rumor is particularly ironic because I was actually happy with a business class seat and was offered a seat in first class. A friend of mine was sitting in coach so asked if they could bump him up to business instead o...

If You Ever Wanted Madonna Inside You, Here’s Your Chance

Madge is looking to be a momma again, but after the hullabaloo that went down with her adoption of Mercy, she's thinking about surrogacy instead. "Madonna wants another baby of her own, so she's meeting with a fertility expert to discuss her options," a source claimed. "After what Madonna went through during the adoption of Mercy, she is ruling out going back to Malawi. There's no way she wants to put herself in that position again, where she thought she had the baby, then there were endless de...

In Other News …

Wayne Newton's so rich that he leaves his own plane chillin' out in a hanger -- for three years.  [Celebslam] Kirstie Alley promotes yet another show revolving around her weight-loss battle.  As if.  [popbytes] Dear John: A romance-genre movie that actually has a valid plot and just might be worth seeing.  [Pajiba] Jennifer Garner's about to slap Ben Affleck a bitch.  [Celebitchy] Tila Tequila's still pretending that she's pregnant.  [Litely Salted] Kristen Stewart's famously sought-after angst could lose a court security guard his job.  [Allie Is Wired] David Letterman hires a female staff writer to The Late Show that he is reportedly not sleeping with.  [Zelda Lily] />Wayne Newton's so rich that he leaves his own plane chillin' out in a hanger -- for three years.  [Celebslam] Kirstie Alley promotes yet another show revolving around her weight-loss battle.  As if.  [popbytes] Dear John: A romance-genre movie that actually has a valid plot and just might be worth seeing.  [Pajiba] Jennifer Garner's about to slap Ben Affleck a bitch.  [Celebitchy] Tila Tequila's still pretending that she's pregnant.  [Litely Salted] Kristen Stewart's famously sought-af...
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