This is so embarrassing. I mean, this is truly the stuff that prom nightmares are made of. OK, so yesterday Bradley Cooper um... like, maybe applied some sort of self tanner? And he kind of missed the lower half of his face? And there's kind of all these pictures of him floating around the Internet today of him with a half-Lohan/half-Ronson face at the premiere of Valentine's Day? Oh, God. I can't even imagine the pep talk he had to give himself before hitting that carpet. I wouldn't have e...
Instead of having half-cantaloupes stacked on her sternum, Jersey Shore's J-Woww's going for half-beach balls ... So in for summer 2010 at the Seaside Heights beach house. [Celebslam]
Beyonce just wakes up, still looks better than you at your best. Like, forever. Fuck. [popbytes]
24 could be adapted for the silver screen. I could subsequently wet myself. [Pajiba]
Levi Johnston still fame-sucking, celebrating son's birthday a month late for more press. [Celebitchy]
God damn, that is one ugly thumb: Megan Fox uses hand stunt-double in latest Superbowl commercial 'cause she doesn't want you to know that she has wonky club thumbs. [Amy Grindhouse]
AskMen.com's sexiest woman of the year, Emmanuelle Chriqui, has more nip-slips than Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Bai Ling combined. [cityrag]
Heidi Montag is "fragile", unstable and completely unsurprising. [Pop on the Pop]
Meet Snooki's look-alike boyfriend. He's a tool, too. [Zelda Lily] />Instead of having half-cantaloupes stacked on her sternum, Jersey Shore's J-Woww's going for half-beach balls ... So in for summer 2010 at the Seaside Heights beach house. [Celebslam]
Beyonce just wakes up, still looks better than you at your best. Like, forever. Fuck. [popbytes]
24 could be adapted for the silver screen. I could subsequently wet myself. [Pajiba]
Levi Johnston still fame-sucking, celebrating son's birthday a month late for more press. [Celebitchy]
God damn...
“There’s not a better job on the planet than judging that fucking karaoke contest. It might be possible, we’ll see. They’d have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough.”
- Howard Stern confirming that there is a chance he could take over Simon's seat at American Idol.
I know Kelly expressed yesterday that she's not a huge Stern fan, but me? I LOVE Howard and I think that him becoming a judge on American Idol would be one of the best things to happen to television ever....
You guys watch Community? OK, well, it's good and you should watch it if you don't, but if you do, you know Donald Glover, who plays Troy. During his downtime, Don recorded a mixtape under the name Childish Gambino and released it on his website for free. And it's sick. His lyrics are tight and funny and his skill level is surprisingly good.
Rapping over bands like Grizzly Bear and Animal Collective, Childish Gambino tells us what it's like to be the most fashionable young TV actor in the game...
Bored single woman with absolutely nothing to do, Kate Gosselin, finally gave in to the fact that she hated her seven-thousand dollar extensions and chopped them all off. It's unclear if the thought came to her after her tanning appointment or before her mani/pedi, but you know how us free-spirited single women are! When we have to do something about our look, we just have to do something about our look! What other priorities do we have beside making sure our shit's on point? Nothing. There's noth...
OK, I'm sure it's a little funny to some of you and that's fine, but you should know that it makes you a bad person. Look at Kendra Wilkinson! My big-breasted girlfriend was seen crying her pretty little eyes out as she left the Superbowl stadium yesterday after watching her husbo more or less lose the big game for his team. The hysterics seem like a bit much considering, you know, he lost the Superbowl and it's a pretty big deal that he made it there in the first place, but you gotta love how su...
We thought it was done between Lindsay and Samantha, but that's why we're a bunch of idiots. Of course these two can keep their hands off of each other... except this time it's less "heavy petting" and more "heavy beating", if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, let me spell it out for you: These two broads have turned on each other and their relationship, according to sources, has gotten violent. From Radar:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her h...
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I don't know who played in the Superbowl yesterday. I don't know who did the halftime show. I know that chips were on sale at my grocery store and that I didn't have to deal with any of the annoying men in my life for 24 whole hours. So that's my "Superbowl round-up" for ya. Hope you loved it.
I did, however, make sure to note one of the important things that came out of the whole e...
In what represents an appropriate metaphor for his life in the last 6 months, Charlie Sheen's vehicle went off a cliff early Friday morning.
The car's On*Star system automatically notified emergency services when the crash occurred at around 3:45am somewhere off of Mulholland Drive. Sheen himself was then notified by phone because he wasn't in the vehicle when it crashed. Or so the story goes...
The official story is that the car was stolen by persons unknown from Sheen's driveway, and th...
By now we've all seen Heidi Montag's freakish metamorphosis-by virtue of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day-- into a realistic approximation of a human being with big tits and large lips. Fellow Hills cast member Kristin Cavallari recently revealed her opinion on the procedures, saying that she supports her friend's decision to go under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife....
"I think if she's happy, it's her body, she can do wha...
If you're looking for something uplifting or inspiring, you'd best go read something else: you'll find naught but bitterness here.
Bitterness because the fact that Jennifer Aniston is turning 41 makes me feel really, really old.
Bitterness because, at 41, she's more attractive than my saggy 28 year old ass will ever be.
Bitterness because while I'm stuck here huddling under a blanket in the grips of Snowtorious B.I.G. 2010 with nothing but my flaky, white, winter-ravaged skin to keep m...
This is so embarrassing. I mean, this is truly the stuff that prom nightmares are made of. OK, so yesterday Bradley Cooper um... like, maybe applied some sort of self tanner? And he kind of missed the lower half of his face? And there's kind of all these pictures of him floating around the Internet today of him with a half-Lohan/half-Ronson face at the premiere of Valentine's Day? Oh, God. I can't even imagine the pep talk he had to give himself before hitting that carpet. I wouldn't have e...
“There’s not a better job on the planet than judging that fucking karaoke contest. It might be possible, we’ll see. They’d have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough.”
- Howard Stern confirming that there is a chance he could take over Simon's seat at American Idol.
I know Kelly expressed yesterday that she's not a huge Stern fan, but me? I LOVE Howard and I think that him becoming a judge on American Idol would be one of the best things to happen to television ever....
You guys watch Community? OK, well, it's good and you should watch it if you don't, but if you do, you know Donald Glover, who plays Troy. During his downtime, Don recorded a mixtape under the name Childish Gambino and released it on his website for free. And it's sick. His lyrics are tight and funny and his skill level is surprisingly good.
Rapping over bands like Grizzly Bear and Animal Collective, Childish Gambino tells us what it's like to be the most fashionable young TV actor in the game...
Bored single woman with absolutely nothing to do, Kate Gosselin, finally gave in to the fact that she hated her seven-thousand dollar extensions and chopped them all off. It's unclear if the thought came to her after her tanning appointment or before her mani/pedi, but you know how us free-spirited single women are! When we have to do something about our look, we just have to do something about our look! What other priorities do we have beside making sure our shit's on point? Nothing. There's noth...
OK, I'm sure it's a little funny to some of you and that's fine, but you should know that it makes you a bad person. Look at Kendra Wilkinson! My big-breasted girlfriend was seen crying her pretty little eyes out as she left the Superbowl stadium yesterday after watching her husbo more or less lose the big game for his team. The hysterics seem like a bit much considering, you know, he lost the Superbowl and it's a pretty big deal that he made it there in the first place, but you gotta love how su...
We thought it was done between Lindsay and Samantha, but that's why we're a bunch of idiots. Of course these two can keep their hands off of each other... except this time it's less "heavy petting" and more "heavy beating", if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, let me spell it out for you: These two broads have turned on each other and their relationship, according to sources, has gotten violent. From Radar:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her h...
[caption id="attachment_54279" align="alignnone" width="286" caption="Image courtesy of US Weekly"][/caption]
I don't know who played in the Superbowl yesterday. I don't know who did the halftime show. I know that chips were on sale at my grocery store and that I didn't have to deal with any of the annoying men in my life for 24 whole hours. So that's my "Superbowl round-up" for ya. Hope you loved it.
I did, however, make sure to note one of the important things that came out of the whole e...
In what represents an appropriate metaphor for his life in the last 6 months, Charlie Sheen's vehicle went off a cliff early Friday morning.
The car's On*Star system automatically notified emergency services when the crash occurred at around 3:45am somewhere off of Mulholland Drive. Sheen himself was then notified by phone because he wasn't in the vehicle when it crashed. Or so the story goes...
The official story is that the car was stolen by persons unknown from Sheen's driveway, and th...
By now we've all seen Heidi Montag's freakish metamorphosis-by virtue of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day-- into a realistic approximation of a human being with big tits and large lips. Fellow Hills cast member Kristin Cavallari recently revealed her opinion on the procedures, saying that she supports her friend's decision to go under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife. And under the knife....
"I think if she's happy, it's her body, she can do wha...
If you're looking for something uplifting or inspiring, you'd best go read something else: you'll find naught but bitterness here.
Bitterness because the fact that Jennifer Aniston is turning 41 makes me feel really, really old.
Bitterness because, at 41, she's more attractive than my saggy 28 year old ass will ever be.
Bitterness because while I'm stuck here huddling under a blanket in the grips of Snowtorious B.I.G. 2010 with nothing but my flaky, white, winter-ravaged skin to keep m...