Tom Cruise has just signed on to make a fourth installment in the Mission: Impossible series and I could not be any less underwhelmed by this news. Who, may I ask, is still seeing Tom Cruise movies? I can't even look at the dude without being like, "OMG, YOU'RE SO CRAZY." Because he is so crazy. In fact, I think he ruins everything he comes in contact with. Look at what he did to Joey from Dawson's Creek:
I think that's pretty much all the proof you need.
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Remember when Jon Gosselin said that his kids could no longer film their TLC reality show because he decided that it was bad for them? OK, well, he takes that back. It's now being reported that Jon and Kate are in talks to bring the kids back in front of the cameras for Kate's reality show, with Jon getting a cut for his kids' labor.
From Fox News:
"Kate is taking advantage of every opportunity,” a source close to Gosselin tells Fox411. “She is working her butt off, making payments on t...
"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
- John Mayer tells Playboy about his sexual relationship with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson....
Alicia Keys and Beyonce are in Brazil right now shooting their video for Alicia's "Put It in a Love Song", which is definitely one of my favorite songs so far this year. The wardrobe looks tight and although you don't get much of an idea from these photos, I'm pretty sure Beyonce's gonna hump that bus.
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It's not even a terrible rap song, but you'd think after spending, like, three months having her entire bisexual, death-threatening, watching-Natalie-fuck-an-NFL-player life filmed, she'd look a little less like a giant pussy on camera. And it's weird how she's trying to pantomime all the words, like the dance to "Like a Virgin" my friends and I choreographed in sixth grade. Or, you know, this.
Still, I love you, Flo. Just not as much as I love Natalie. Who's the real psychopath in the house. (Well, either psychopath or raging coke addict. I can't always say. I leave the BGC recapping to the capable hands of Saranden and Sierra, even though some weeks I really, really, really wish I could do it.) />
It's not even a terrible rap song, but you'd think after spending, like, three months having her entire bisexual, death-threatening, watching-Natalie-fuck-an-NFL-player life filmed, she'd look a little less like a giant pussy on camera. And it's weird how she's trying to pantomime all the words, like the dance to "Like a Virgin" my friends and I choreographed in sixth grade. Or, you know, this.
Still, I love you, Flo. Just not as much as I love Natalie. Who's the real psychopath in the hous...
"The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out. Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?"
- Anne Hathaway tells British GQ about why she quit Catholicism after her brother announced he was gay....
The cause of Nancy Kerrigan's father's death was announced today and it does not look good for Nancy's brother Mark, who is currently in police custody for the incidents surrounding the death.
From TMZ:
According to the findings, Daniel Kerrigan died from cardiac dysrhythmia after suffering a neck injury during a physical altercation at his house.
The Coroner says Daniel suffered a cartilage fracture to the larynx area, which was exacerbated by heart disease.
That's essentially strangulation, guys. And yes, the death has been ruled a homicide. So ...
Beyonce and Solange's dad Matthew Knowles is a dad once again. This time, probably to a much less remarkable child, but whatever. It's a little boy named Nixon and he was born last Thursday. The mother is Alexsandra Wright, a sometimes actress who you may remember slapped Matthew with a paternity suit last October.
Alexsandra is going to court next week to try and squeeze some money out of Matthew, who at this point has not provided his former lover or child with any financial support. Matt...
Tom Cruise has just signed on to make a fourth installment in the Mission: Impossible series and I could not be any less underwhelmed by this news. Who, may I ask, is still seeing Tom Cruise movies? I can't even look at the dude without being like, "OMG, YOU'RE SO CRAZY." Because he is so crazy. In fact, I think he ruins everything he comes in contact with. Look at what he did to Joey from Dawson's Creek:
I think that's pretty much all the proof you need.
[gallery]...
Remember when Jon Gosselin said that his kids could no longer film their TLC reality show because he decided that it was bad for them? OK, well, he takes that back. It's now being reported that Jon and Kate are in talks to bring the kids back in front of the cameras for Kate's reality show, with Jon getting a cut for his kids' labor.
From Fox News:
"Kate is taking advantage of every opportunity,” a source close to Gosselin tells Fox411. “She is working her butt off, making payments on t...
"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
- John Mayer tells Playboy about his sexual relationship with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson....
Alicia Keys and Beyonce are in Brazil right now shooting their video for Alicia's "Put It in a Love Song", which is definitely one of my favorite songs so far this year. The wardrobe looks tight and although you don't get much of an idea from these photos, I'm pretty sure Beyonce's gonna hump that bus.
[gallery]...
"The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out. Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?"
- Anne Hathaway tells British GQ about why she quit Catholicism after her brother announced he was gay....
This the little couple that just won't quit! Paris and Dougie did some shopping in Paris today before heading off to the Ritz, because their life is hard like that. It's cool, though. I kind of dig that Paris has been slowly drifting out of the spotlight in the past year or so, like she's over her life being completely fucking insane and her romantic entanglements being scrutinized by the entire world and she just wants something to be real and not sucky for once. I get that, and I'm happy t...
The cause of Nancy Kerrigan's father's death was announced today and it does not look good for Nancy's brother Mark, who is currently in police custody for the incidents surrounding the death.
From TMZ:
According to the findings, Daniel Kerrigan died from cardiac dysrhythmia after suffering a neck injury during a physical altercation at his house.
The Coroner says Daniel suffered a cartilage fracture to the larynx area, which was exacerbated by heart disease.
That's essentially strangulation, guys. And yes, the death has been ruled a homicide. So ...
Beyonce and Solange's dad Matthew Knowles is a dad once again. This time, probably to a much less remarkable child, but whatever. It's a little boy named Nixon and he was born last Thursday. The mother is Alexsandra Wright, a sometimes actress who you may remember slapped Matthew with a paternity suit last October.
Alexsandra is going to court next week to try and squeeze some money out of Matthew, who at this point has not provided his former lover or child with any financial support. Matt...