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OMG, you guys! I can't believe I almost forgot! Today's the day that all of us horndog 20-and-30 something women and gay men have been waiting for... Taylor Lautner's 18th Birthday! You know, that means that it's legal for us to have sex with him in any state in the US AND he has complete control over his own finances. And he can buy cigarettes and porn! For you those of you who a...
A little update on the Courtney Love/Frances Bean Cobain "I don't want to live with you anymore because you're crazy, Mom"-situation: The restraining order put on Courtney by Frances' temporary guardians has been extended.
With Frances' 18th birthday approaching in August, I'm thinking that the two are going to stay on the outs for quite some time. For Frances to leave home nine months before she was legally out of her mother's control after all those years says to me that whatever was goi...
Even though Jon Gosselin brought ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman to Hawaii not that long ago, he's already back with new girlf, Morgan Christie. What can I say? I guess Hawaii is Jon's pussy zone. I think Jon feels most comfortable putting the moves on someone he clearly doesn't deserve to be having sex with after slamming down a couple Mai Tais to the sounds of a ukulele band. Jon has never embodied what I imagine a former IT exec to look like anymore than he has in these photos. Fat, sunburnt...
Fashion designer Alexander McQueen was found dead today at the age of 40. At this point, the only detail we know is that he did, in fact, take his own life. Alexander's office released the following statement, "It is a tragic loss. We are not making a comment at this time out of respect for the McQueen family."
The timing of Alexander's death happened to line up with the launch of his new line, McQ, which was to be presented at New York Fashion week today. The PR company handling the show has...
Alec Baldwin was taken to the hospital this morning after being found unresponsive in bed by his 14-year old daughter Ireland. Although initial reports suggested that booze and/or pills were involved, those rumors have since been dismissed.
Baldwin was released within an hour and his rep released the following statement:
"This was a misunderstanding on one person's part. Alec was quickly released from the hospital, he's completely fine and will be at work today. If there was a real problem, he wouldn't hav...
Thank you so much to everyone who wrote in to tell us about your favorite bedroom co-star. I, personally, learned a whole lot, and I hope you guys will take the time to glance through our final gallery to get some ideas about how you can spice up your sex lives.
We've assembled the final gallery of our favorite entries here, on Zelda Lily (while the homepage of Zelda Lily is perfectly suitable for work, that particular page is not completely safe).
The winning entries are after the jump. (Again, not especially safe for work.)
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Read More />Thank you so much to everyone who wrote in to tell us about your favorite bedroom co-star. I, personally, learned a whole lot, and I hope you guys will take the time to glance through our final gallery to get some ideas about how you can spice up your sex lives.
We've assembled the final gallery of our favorite entries here, on Zelda Lily (while the homepage of Zelda Lily is perfectly suitable for work, that particular page is not completely safe).
The winning entries are after the jump. (Again, not...
Oh, thank God for CelebrityTweet.com. I was in bed at 5 AM, scrolling through my Twitter feed on my Blackberry because I couldn't sleep, and I see Amanda Bynes talking about how much she loves black dick. I was like, "Is that girl really awake at five AM Twittering about her love of black men? This is too early to be talking about bros." I knew I had to talk to you guys about how outrageous and random it was for this chick to be going on and on about how she "prefers chocolate" at that hour in the m...
Kate Hudson has moved on from A.Rod and she's ready to conquer a new man, perhaps this time Justin Timberlake. The singer has been rumored to be on the outs with girlfriend Jessica Biel for some time now, so it could be the perfect time for Kate to swoop in.
ShowBizSpy.com reported yesterday:
“Kate’s always had a thing for Justin, and after reading that his romance with Jessica Biel is over, she’s decided to make her move,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“They’ve known each other for years, but up until now the timing has been bad...
John Mayer cannot even be serious right now. I already posted a snippet from his Playboy interview in Quotables today, but you guys: I had no idea how real this shit gets. John Mayer says some mad racist-sounding stuff in this interview. And he talks about fucking people again.
Here are some more soundbites for you to try and digest:
PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wo...
Flo can walk again ... sort of, and she walks to the other side of the line drawn between her and the rest of the house. Lexie gets progressively horny and makes her man-demands while Natalie calls a friend over to teach the girls how to use their stripper pole. It's quite entertaining to watch all the girls fail -- well, all the girls except for Natalie. She seems to know her way around, and around, and around, that pole.
After their workout, our girls hit the town, and that's not all ...