Jon Cryer’s Wife Almost Had Him Killed

Jon Cryer aka Ducky from Pretty in Pink’s wife tried to have him killed, you guys. I’ve been avoiding posting on this as the story has been developing the last couple months because the details were so vague that it seemed to me like we’d never hear the full facts. We got them now. And they’re juicy.

So Jon Cryer, who’s on Two and a Half Men now, is married to this woman Sarah Trigger. They are currently getting a divorce and, while meeting with her lawyer, Sarah let it slip that her ex boyfriend Eddie Sanchez was going to off both Jon and Sarah’s other ex-husb, David Dicky.  That’s when shit went crazy.

From TMZ:

Trigger’s lawyer became so alarmed she contacted lawyers for both Cryer and Dickey. On January 10, Dickey confronted Sanchez. According to legal docs, “Mr. Sanchez not only flatly denied making such a statement, but he said that it was [Sarah Trigger] who had contacted him on numerous occasions, stating that she wanted to see the pair [Cryer and Dickey] dead, and even asking Mr. Sanchez if he would kill the pair, or if he would not, inquiring whether she could speak with Mr. Sanchez’s father about this issue.”

According to Cryer’s declaration, he notified Warner Bros. security on January 15. Cryer also states his co-star requested that “we do not film in front of a live audience.” The documents do not ID the co-star but presumably it’s Charlie Sheen.

The FBI is involved and Sarah’s lawyer is backpedaling and saying that her client is of no real threat and that, basically, things got blown out of proportion. But like, “as if, crazy.”

It’s times like this that I bet Jon Cryer’s real glad Charlie Sheen went back to rehab and he no longer has to show up to work. If I were him, I’d be in my mansion, chillin’ in my panic room.