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Robert Pattinson really hates vaginas … And I am not even a little bit surprised. [Celebslam]

Heidi Montag’s starting to look like the wax version of herself.  Oh, wait …  [popbytes]

Katherine Heigl lands yet another movie role.  Somehow.  [Pajiba]

Courtney Love decries former husband Kurt Cobain’s suicide as “uncool” … And other gems of wisdom from a washed-up, has-never-been. [Celebitchy]

Wanna see Beyonce’s very own nip-slip?  Sure … Sure you do, you skeezy bastard.  [cityrag]

Adam Lambert is Billboard‘s Sexiest Man in Music this year.  I’d agree, you know, except for that whole wonky skin thing.  Airbrushing FT-motherfucking-W, yo.  [Pop on the Pop]

Chew your way to a stiff willy with the one, the only:  Sexlets.  [Zelda Lily]

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