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Finally The Juggalos Are Getting The Attention They Deserve

I have been WAY in to Juggalos for awhile now, but I haven’t had many people to enjoy them with. That’s been really unfortunate because Juggalos are sincerely one of the greatest forms of entertainment on the face of the planet. Juggalos aren’t just funny because they dress like goth clowns and seem to think they’re hard-asses, they’ve also built a huge community online that is one of the most supportive, familial groups on the Internet. Sure, they’re a group that claims to love mass-murder and encourages mental illness in its followers, but they love each other. I actually think it’s all kind of sweet because they’re trashy, but they’re not bad and everyone wants friendship.

So then cut to yesterday when this video blows up all over the place. I got this link sent to me by about 20 friends who were all, “OMG! This is that Juggalo thing you talk about?!” Yes! This is that Juggalo thing I talk about and you don’t have to apologize for being clueless because I know I’m always up on the hot stuff first and I’m used to this feeling of retribution. Bang bang!

Are you guys down with the clown?

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  • Wow I feel fucking out of touch. I didn’t even know ICP was still popular and I used to love them and go to all their’s, and Kottonmouth Kings, shows when I was in high school. I have pics of my stupid ass, drenched in Faygo grinding on Shaggs on stage. Ill have to send them to Lookatthisfuckingjuggalo.com….

    Fackooov

      • Girl, you are so crazy. I started reading your blog after your bed bugs escapade (Sasha had it totally right; no one gives a shit about anyone unless they are completely suffering…well she didn’t say that, but when she’s suffering she gets more blog hits). How come you don’t allow comments on your blog? I loved the picture of you, Wagandstuff, and a $20 bill. Too funny.

      • I took a look at that blog – it’s fascinating, I had no idea – a common soda? how strange. I have to say I am left with some very complicated feelings.

  • lol! No I was completely oblivious that that masterpiece was of your creation! Wonderful! I am searching through the boxes of my youth for those pictures today. And now I’m all nostalgic searching youtube to see if anyone ever posted any footage from their shows here at the Huntridge (the only place they were ever allowed to play) in order to catch a glimpse of my 16 year old self.

  • I went to a lot of concerts in High School (mostly punk shows). And although I may not be able to clearly remember a lot of those nights, I’ll always remember having the most fun I’ve ever had at a concert when I went to ICP shows.

  • I have no idea who the fuck this is, and i only watched the first 10 seconds of it… Was he talking like that infront of the little kid though????? Classy.

    • !What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac.He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. People like him till they find out he’s unstable.He sabued ya mama through a coffee table.

      this is an excerp from the song “what is a juggalo” i think it was written in 95 or something like that lol but if ur curious just read the rest of the lyrics. it will expail a few things and hey, who doesnt like a little fat sweaty betty every once in a while???

  • I’m totally with you on the Juggaloes thing. I go through phases of searching for more pictures of them. I’ll forget about them for a while, but then they pop again.

  • dude. i’m married to one. hes not as lame as all the internet samples thank god. i love comming across sites that make fun of them to show him though haha and look@thatfnjuggalo tumbler will be tonights torture thanks!

  • i know a woman who’s son is mentally ill, he listens to ICP, and he walks around with an axe, I guess because they “told” him to.
    that is pretty scary, and im sure there are lots of crazy people doing the same thing.

  • Holy crap. Did the early 90’s really just sneak up on me? ICP is not even relevant anymore. Why are we discussing them?

  • It figures that you would be involved with something so disgusting, Molls. You have proven once again what a completely fucking mindless idiot you are. You really think encouraging mental illness and mass murder is cool? An entire family was murdered last summer by one of these freaks, and the Juggalo lived with the rotting and dismembered bodies for days. That’s not cool, it’s sick and these people should be ridiculed and mocked and shunned from society.

    You’re a disgusting dolt, Molly. Why does Beet support you again?

    • “these people should be ridiculed and mocked and shunned from society.”

      what the hell crawled in your ass? im a wicked clown, and you think i should be shunned from society? screw that society needs me, mock me all you want but i got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8e5E3X5v6U&feature=related that will show you what juggalos are. granted some jugalos think its all about being wicked and bad literally its about having fam wherever you go and whatever happens.

      whoop whoop to and lo’s or lettes reading this
      MMFWCL
      -much mother facking wicked clown love