Instead of having half-cantaloupes stacked on her sternum, Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww’s going for half-beach balls … So in for summer 2010 at the Seaside Heights beach house. [Celebslam]
Beyonce just wakes up, still looks better than you at your best. Like, forever. Fuck. [popbytes]
24 could be adapted for the silver screen. I could subsequently wet myself. [Pajiba]
Levi Johnston still fame-sucking, celebrating son’s birthday a month late for more press. [Celebitchy]
God damn, that is one ugly thumb: Megan Fox uses hand stunt-double in latest Superbowl commercial ’cause she doesn’t want you to know that she has wonky club thumbs. [Amy Grindhouse]
AskMen.com’s sexiest woman of the year, Emmanuelle Chriqui, has more nip-slips than Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Bai Ling combined. [cityrag]
Heidi Montag is “fragile”, unstable and completely unsurprising. [Pop on the Pop]
Meet Snooki’s look-alike boyfriend. He’s a tool, too. [Zelda Lily]
lol @Megan’s man hands