In what represents an appropriate metaphor for his life in the last 6 months, Charlie Sheen’s vehicle went off a cliff early Friday morning.
The car’s On*Star system automatically notified emergency services when the crash occurred at around 3:45am somewhere off of Mulholland Drive. Sheen himself was then notified by phone because he wasn’t in the vehicle when it crashed. Or so the story goes…
The official story is that the car was stolen by persons unknown from Sheen’s driveway, and then crashed off a 400 foot embankment into some brush. Sheen states that he arrived at his home at 8:30 and was in bed by 10:30. He didn’t even know his car was missing until he received a call from On*Star.
I suppose a very skillful, stealthy car thief could have sneaked into (and then out of) his gated community, disabled the alarm, stolen his car without anyone noticing, and then had a fucking aneurism or something to make him run the car off a cliff.
The insane conspiracy theorist in me pictures a sauced Sheen having a doozy of a D.U.I. and calling a friend to quickly spirit him away from the scene before anyone was the wiser. But that theory doesn’t hold much water.
Three other cars were reportedly broken into in the same area that night and a Bentley was later found crashed off another embankment down the same road. There’s no indication that anyone was in either of the cars at the time, so this might just be the work of vandals who have something against either luxury vehicles or Two and a Half Men.
What is it going to take to get this guy?!!!
SHIT!!!
Oh yes, I do believe he has sold his soul to the devil.
I don’t understand why you guys are being so harsh to Charlie Sheen. Believe what you’d like about the domestic violence charges against him, but if 3 other cars were also stolen that night and one found nearby Sheen’s, I’m inclined to believe that yes, someone stole his car and ran it off a cliff.
I don’t understand why you’re being so harsh towards Charlie Sheen. Believe whatever you’d like about the domestic assault charges against him (that’s a separate issue), it seems to me that if 3 other cars were stolen on that same night from his gated community and one of them was found nearby Sheen’s, then I’m inclined to believe, that yes, someone did steal his car and run it off a cliff.
do you have multiple personality disorder?
haha! priceless!
It’s obvious that Sheen had nothing to do with it. Even with your way out there “conspiracy theorist” slant, it’s hard to come out of a crash down a 400 foot drop without a scratch. Actually, I just wish they’d found Denise Richards in it without a pulse.
This is Friday news. Why is it here late on a Sunday? Come on Beet!
Fuck off dumb ass. We come here for Kelly’s unique perspective on the news. She has so much shit in her pipeline, it takes a while to get to all of it. You don’t rush perfection.
Why is the news always so late on this site? Oh, that’s right; you girls have so many other more important things to do. After all, it is the weekend and everyone must go shopping, drinking, get laid and get ready for Super Bowl parties, all of which is more important than tending to this pesky little blog.
Well duh. It’s called “having a life”. Look it up sometime.
I think she just feels rejected.
This is a surprisingly fair representation of my weekend.
Ahhh…”ravine” is so close to “rabies” and then Charlie Sheen and rabies could be in the same sentence.
And another reason I love Kelly is this:
“In what represents an appropriate metaphor for his life in the last 6 months, Charlie Sheen’s vehicle went off a cliff early Friday morning.”
It was reported that Charlie had left the car in his garage with the garage door open.
And the keys inside the car.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/02/several-homes-in-charlie-sheens-gated-community-reported-burglaries.html
I bet his insurance company is not going to be happy.
I was just going to post the LA Times link as well. So while the police know there was a vandalism spree in a gated community where Sheen lives, and Charlie’s car was taken and destroyed, the police notifying him just before 4 a.m. you actually think he was driving drunk, drove over a 400 ft cliff, called someone to pick him up and was able to be at home and speak to the police about his car before dawn and then go to work that day? I don’t know where you did your research for your article but why didn’t you just add in he raped a nun and killed the kids at a nursery school while he was running amok at 4 a.m?
By the way gated communities are targeted all the time, because rich people with nice things live in them.