Pete Wentz has a “falling out” with his band … and ends up unemployed. [Celebslam]
Sarah Chalke, who mostly reminds me of Roseanne, to star in upcoming ABC sitcom Freshmen. [Pajiba]
“The Humpty Dance” sets epic example for bathroom sex. [Zelda Lily]
Snooki finally takes out the Bump-It and shows us the executive side of the Jersey Shore. [Allie Is Wired]
Gwyneth Paltrow still an asshat, still insists that you shouldn’t eat meat … Sometimes. [Celebitchy]
Jack Nicholson’s daughter looks way hotter in her bikini than he does fully clothed. [Pop On The Pop]
Lady Gaga sports a “Little Monsters” tattoo … and no, not as in Howie Mandel and Fred Savage, ’cause I know that’s what you were thinking. [Amy Grindhouse]