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OK, This is Hilarious

You guys see the genius* in the above photo? That’s Joselyn James. She’s a porn star and one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses and also probably one of the funniest people on the planet. Remember last week when I told you about those novelty golf balls they are selling with all of Tiger’s mistresses’ faces printed on them? I thought they were some of the stupidest pieces of crap merchandise that I’ve ever seen in a world where everyone is broke and no one needs junk laying around their houses. Well, it turns out my girlie Joselyn and I have something in common beside the fact that men cannot resist us. She hates them too! Here are some quotes from a press conference she did about them:

“as a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it.”

“hitting a woman or an image of a woman is not a sport…this would be no different than using a picture of a woman’s face for target practice.”

Oh, and just to continue to show this woman’s Mensa-level intelligence:

“I was in love with Tiger…and I believed that he loved me too.”

I have never been hit by a man, but I can tell you this much: Desensitizing the population to abuse by bringing up arguments like this about something that I cannot actually imagine is offense to the victims is much more dangerous than these golf balls. Joselyn is claiming that the mere thought of the image of a woman’s face of a golf ball is traumatizing to her, right? So then why doesn’t she do anything about the violence portrayed in her own industry? How is a drawing on a golf ball any less art than her and her peers getting rammed in the ass and smacked around by men on video?

Joselyn is a smart girl, I know. I know she’s really brainy. But girl, there are flaws in your logic.

*I don’t actually know if she’s smart, but clearly she’s smart enough to play a sexy teacher in pornography, so you put 2 + 2 together.

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  • Those implants are abusive, self-inflicted I assume. How are men supposed to have respect for a woman who does this to herself? How are women supposed to respect her?

    • It’s not my thing either, but come on, it’s her body. Women do a lot of unnatural things to their bodies but in the end, who gives a shit as long as it’s not hurting anyone else?

    • Uh…Because she’s a person. And you should respect people with piercings, or tatoos, or larger breasts, or botoxed faces, or whatever other form of body modification they consent to/desire, because THEY ARE PEOPLE.
      You’re not only meant to respect people whose choices fit within your own personal lifestyle choices. That’s not what being a tolerant adult is about.

      • Zelda,
        Respecting someones right to exist and make their own choices about their own body b/c we live in a free country is not the same as respecting someones choices and finding them in any way relate-able or sound.

        Toleration is one of the most overused words these days.
        “Think Straight” did not say we should not tolerate the porn star but drew attention to the choices she has made.

        We are allowed to not respect those who in our opinion do not respect themselves….that does not make us in-tolerant.

        For instance I cannot respects ones taste in music when they swear the Heidi Montag is musically talented.

        For that matter I don’t really respect the decisions that Montag has made to morph herself into a face void of character and emotion – But I respect her freedom to do so, but not her in particular.

        We all judge one another according to our own values and opinions.
        Next you’re gonna say that is not allowed in a free society because it is intolerant? C’mon!

        By the way those boobs do look painful, i think they are covered in stretch marks as well.

      • Yes, I do think you have to give respect to anybody who is not hurting others with their choices. You don’t have to like them. You don’t have to agree with them.

        But yeah, respect should not be based on whether you like or agree with someone.

      • Yes, yes you DO owe all humans (who are not hurting others) respect. Agree with the person. Hell, you don’t even have to like them.

        But respect for others should never be contingent on whether you how they look.

        That said—yeah, those boobs look stretched out and painful.

      • perhaps we have different versions of the word “respect”.

        I said I recognized and respected individuals civil rights and freedom of choice, but by no means to I owe to all people my respect, as in my:

        esteem for or a sense of the worth or excellence of a person, a personal quality or ability, or something considered as a manifestation of a personal quality or ability: I have great respect for her judgment.

        or

        the condition of being esteemed or honored: to be held in respect.

        No, I do not have to respect her choices, she has freedom to have hideously large boobs and do whatever she wants to herself. But as a human being I do not repsect her because of her choices. Which is essentially holding her in low esteem and not liking her.

        People, in my opinion, make terrible choices everyday (myself included) and people are allowed to express disgust or disrespect for anothers lifestyle or choices .

        But we are not to disrespect their rights to make those bad choices.

        I can’t believe I am typing this on a gossip blog of all places.

  • molls, pleease get ooover yourself! porn stars are allowed opinions, too. especially if their likeness is used without their permission to sell a product that they find offensive!

    oh, and as far as your anti-porn views go: i’d rather be (consensually) rammed up the ass and smacked around then be (non-consensually) hit on the head with a golf club!

    • Yeah, but that’s the point. No one’s getting hit in the head with a golf club. She can submit for a cease and desist without bringing up abuse unnecessarily.

      I, uh, actually really enjoy porn stars. I’ve been on several sets and met many people in the field, in front of and behind the camera. They are great people for the most part, so it sucks, like in any profession, when one person steps out and makes you all sound like a bunch of idiots. This is what people expect from porn stars, so that’s what I’m going to label it as.

      I didn’t cure cancer today, you didn’t cure cancer today, and my girl JJ didn’t cure cancer today. It’s not all that serious. But she did make a really effing dumb argument.

  • I think Molls that you need to start checking your misogyny until you get some more life experience.

  • No, Ms. Nasty Boobies, Tiger doesn’t love you…he just loves that you can suck a basketball through a tailpipe.