David Beckham is known, at least in part, for having a huge package. We've seen it quite clearly in the Armani underwear ads and we're all under the impression that we know what he's working with, but that's just not good enough for some folks I suppose.
Elena Di Cioccio of Italian TV show Le lene (That's Italian for "The Hyenas") caused a commotion yesterday when a poorly-planned bit got out of control. David was exiting a restaurant to the usual slew of paparazzi, and Elena was amongst ...
OK, let's put this one to bed after this post, huh?
Conan O'Brien has finally come to an agreement with NBC. He's going to take 45 million total to go fuck off. He will keep about 33 million of that and the rest will be divided up as severance amongst his staff. His very last show will be this coming Friday (with guest Barry Manilow) and Jay Leno will resume his job as host of The Tonight Show on March 1st. Of course Conan had to fight to get his 200+ staff members a cut of the deal, which ...
Last night Tila Tequila was going bizonkers on her Twitter per the usual. She's going to be an Ambassador to Vietnam still, she's back to claiming she's pregnant and she was complaining about a bad case of diarrhea. But! She also had a Blind Item for us! Someone's been talking shit about Tila again in the press, but she's tired of just putting people on blast so she made it a fun little game. Do you guys think you can guess who the most recent person to speak out against Tila in the press it? I...
I just wanted to let you know that it's been raining since the Golden Globes in LA (that's like, four days), which is a year's worth of rain here. The city becomes absolutely impossible when it rains for a few reasons: no one knows how to behave in this weather (driving sucks), the city is not prepared for this much weather (we sometimes lose Internet due to rain), and it takes the best part of LA (the sunshine) out of the equation. For example, look at Katy Perry slipping and sliding her way...
Granted, other writers on this blog have broken the Speidi ban in recent months. I have held fast to it. However, I am breaking it temporarily, because this shit is insane.
And I'm not even talking about the plastic surgery. Oddly enough, I'm like the one person on the planet who actually backs Heidi on this. It's her body, and she's an adult woman, and she has every right to do whatever the hell she wants to it. I don't even think she looks all that bad. Let's be honest here: it's a giant improvement over how she looked a few years back, when she first hit the Hollywood scene as an average-looking LC sidekick. I'd want plastic surgery, too, if I had to be videotaped sitting next to Lauren Conrad's naturally flawless face every single day. She looks a lot better now than she did back then. Granted, she looks like a completely different person, but it's a prettier person now, at least on the outside.
What upsets me is Heidi's complete and total delusion about who she is and the message she's sending. She looks this television reporter straight in the face and says that the message she's sending to young girls is that beauty is on the inside. The reporter, bless her heart, is all like, "Ummm, that's completely and totally not the message you're sending" and Heidi is all like, "Well, yes it is. That's definitely the message that's coming out of my mouth. It's just not the message I'm conveying with my actions -- no, not at all. But that's okay because I'm famous and the young girls who look up to me aren't. They should understand the difference. Teenage girls traditionally respond well to mixed messages."
And then -- AND THEN -- the reporter asks her to sing. And Heidi gets frantic and is all like "Noooo I'm saving my music for my album." And then the reporter -- whom I now LOVE -- is all like, "You don't have to sing something from your album. Just sing anything." And then Heidi is all like, "Uhhhh, my jaw hasn't really healed yet." And then I laugh until I die.
Oh and bee-tee-dubs, you guys, Heidi's album sold less than 1000 copies in its first week. That's, like, unfathomably bad. I think Ayla Brown's album did better, even before her Playgirl father stole Kennedy's Senate seat (but not before sending me a stern email for talking shit about his daughter). />
Granted, other writers on this blog have broken the Speidi ban in recent months. I have held fast to it. However, I am breaking it temporarily, because this shit is insane.
And I'm not even talking about the plastic surgery. Oddly enough, I'm like the one person on the planet who actually backs Heidi on this. It's her body, and she's an adult woman, and she has every right to do whatever the hell she wants to it. I don't even think she looks all that bad. Let's be honest here: it's a gia...
Yesterday Jon Gosselin paraded his new 25-year old girlfriend, Morgan Christie, around Washington D.C. for the paparazzi. Morgan is the fourth post-Kate girlfriend that Jon's had and the second youngest. But why? Jon Gosselin is the grossest dude ever. He's categorically unattractive at this point. You might have been able to argue that he was kind of sort of good looking before he started dressing like the fat Jersey Shore castmate, but at this point he looks haggard. And embarrassingly under...
"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion."
- John Mayer talks to RollingStone about how he masturbated his way in to a drama-free lifestyle....
David Beckham is known, at least in part, for having a huge package. We've seen it quite clearly in the Armani underwear ads and we're all under the impression that we know what he's working with, but that's just not good enough for some folks I suppose.
Elena Di Cioccio of Italian TV show Le lene (That's Italian for "The Hyenas") caused a commotion yesterday when a poorly-planned bit got out of control. David was exiting a restaurant to the usual slew of paparazzi, and Elena was amongst ...
OK, let's put this one to bed after this post, huh?
Conan O'Brien has finally come to an agreement with NBC. He's going to take 45 million total to go fuck off. He will keep about 33 million of that and the rest will be divided up as severance amongst his staff. His very last show will be this coming Friday (with guest Barry Manilow) and Jay Leno will resume his job as host of The Tonight Show on March 1st. Of course Conan had to fight to get his 200+ staff members a cut of the deal, which ...
Last night Tila Tequila was going bizonkers on her Twitter per the usual. She's going to be an Ambassador to Vietnam still, she's back to claiming she's pregnant and she was complaining about a bad case of diarrhea. But! She also had a Blind Item for us! Someone's been talking shit about Tila again in the press, but she's tired of just putting people on blast so she made it a fun little game. Do you guys think you can guess who the most recent person to speak out against Tila in the press it? I...
I just wanted to let you know that it's been raining since the Golden Globes in LA (that's like, four days), which is a year's worth of rain here. The city becomes absolutely impossible when it rains for a few reasons: no one knows how to behave in this weather (driving sucks), the city is not prepared for this much weather (we sometimes lose Internet due to rain), and it takes the best part of LA (the sunshine) out of the equation. For example, look at Katy Perry slipping and sliding her way...
[Ed: This recap is a part of our continuing relationship/love affair with Bad Girls Club on the Oxygen network.]
Last night's episode begins with a BGC photo shoot, which also serves as Portia and Natalie's reunion. I know what you're thinking: Who dies?!? But, sadly, it proves quite uneventful. Although it must have been nice for Portia to look so hot in front of Natalie, who looks like hungover trash, and judging by the way she sits throughout the shoot is recovering from a long night of...
This is one Cindy McCain -- wife of former Presidential candidate John McCain -- posing for the NOH8 campaign, a part of the fight for marriage equality in this country. Cindy joins her daughter, Meghan, who has long been a vocal supporter of gay marriage.
John McCain's office said in a statement that the Arizona senator respects the views of members of his family but remains opposed to gay marriage. "Sen. McCain believes the sanctity of marriage is only defined as between one man and one woman," th...
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Yesterday Jon Gosselin paraded his new 25-year old girlfriend, Morgan Christie, around Washington D.C. for the paparazzi. Morgan is the fourth post-Kate girlfriend that Jon's had and the second youngest. But why? Jon Gosselin is the grossest dude ever. He's categorically unattractive at this point. You might have been able to argue that he was kind of sort of good looking before he started dressing like the fat Jersey Shore castmate, but at this point he looks haggard. And embarrassingly under...
"I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion."
- John Mayer talks to RollingStone about how he masturbated his way in to a drama-free lifestyle....