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Madonna Breaks Bread With Sean Penn, Hopefully Nothing Else

And not a moment too late! Madonna's been out of the spotlight for what now, like, forty-five seconds so natch, she has to pull this kind of stunt in order to gain some relevant credibility. She and ex-husband Sean Penn were spotted yesterday on a three-and-a-half hour siesta that involved eating and drinking and God knows what else.   Madonna split with Guy Ritchie last year and Penn's on-again, off-again divorce was filed this past summer from fellow actress Robin Wright so ... do the m...

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"When the Oscars were on, I had just given birth…I was sitting there with my twins – I couldn't have been happier – but I was like, 'How dope would it have been if I would've won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award? Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!'" -  Jennifer Lopez telling Latina Magazine that she was disappointed the Academy didn't nominate her for her 2008 film, El Cantante. I think it's pretty bold that she flat out admits to fe...

What Do We Think of This Person?

Hey, do we like Sarah Silverman? I like her public image, definitely. I always really sided with her after the Jimmy Kimmel break up (remember this baller move from her Emmy acceptance speech?), but I haven't checked out her Comedy Central show in a long time or seen her do stand up. I think the closest thing to her work that I've seen her do recently was this video, and I wasn't too crazy about that. So where do we stand on Sarah now? I need to hear your opinions to help me make up my mind. ...

Is This Matt Kemp Parody a Bit Mean?

This FunnyOrDie video parodying Match.com ads and Rihanna's new beau is a little on the mean side for my tastes, but I bet some of you will see the humor in it. The actor who plays Matt cracks jokes about how he's looking for a girl with "emotional baggage" (because she got beaten by her last boyfriend and doesn't talk to her father, I guess) and that wants to share an umbrella. He also says he wants a woman with a has a whiney voice and pauses in front of the camera at the end to say over and over again that ...

There’s Some Dirty Shit Going Down at NBC

So, like, this is pretty fucked up. TMZ is reporting -- and no one's denying -- that, after the Olympics, NBC will return their coveted 11:30pm time slot to Jay Leno, essentially giving Conan O'Brien the boot. Sources say that Conan's been given a choice: he can leave the network or he can take the midnight-1am time slot. Those sources also say that NBC will not stop Conan from jumping to another network, although legally they have that option. Conan is rumored to be pissed, as he foun...

In Other News …

David Hasselhoff is leaving America's Got Talent. Did someone say Paula Abdul? [Celebitchy] James McAvoy and Seth Rogen take on ... a cancer comedy? [Pajiba] Everyone thinks Lohan's gonna be the next celeb to kick the bucket. Sad face. [Celebslam] Jennifer Lopez rocks the cover of Elle. [popbytes] Rachel Zoe: still totes ana. When is this going to be actually addressed on her TV show? [Pop on the Pop] Rihanna shows off her curves in a bathing suit in Mexico. [cityrag] />David Hasselhoff is leaving America's Got Talent. Did someone say Paula Abdul? [Celebitchy] James McAvoy and Seth Rogen take on ... a cancer comedy? [Pajiba] Everyone thinks Lohan's gonna be the next celeb to kick the bucket. Sad face. [Celebslam] Jennifer Lopez rocks the cover of Elle. [popbytes] Rachel Zoe: still totes ana. When is this going to be actually addressed on her TV show? [Pop on the Pop] Rihanna shows off her curves in a bathing suit in Mexico. [cityrag]...

Golden Girls Holla’d at Gay Marriage Back in the Day

The awesome blog gayrights.change.org just dug up this classic Golden Girls clip that was way before it's time. Although we're still struggling with making marriage possible for everybody, Sophia Petrillo was preaching the importance of equal rights back when they were holding it down on ABC at 8:30 PM. This clip, for those of you who don't remember, is when Blanche's brother was set to marry his partner, much to Blache's dismay. Sophia steps in and explains to Blanche that her brother wants...

They Are So Tired Of Each Other’s Shit

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie headed out last night and while Brad was polite as usual, Angelina couldn't have looked less thrilled to have the cameras in her face. Her decision to keep her head down isn't doing much for the rumors that the two are on the outs, but an old pro like Angelina has to know that by now. Either she doesn't give a fuck what we think (very likely) or she doesn't care to convince us otherwise (which is pretty much the same thing as the first one, but it says more about...

Tila Tequila and Nicky Hilton: Throwing Down Over Bitches

Tila Tequila is still out her damn mind and it's completely ruining the moment while we're trying to mourn Casey Johnson. Yesterday she got in to a fight with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over her deceased fiancee's dogs, the visual of which is just absolutely hilarious. Nicky, who is Casey's daughter's godmother, and Bijou had been sent over to Tila's house to pick up the pooches, but Tila wasn't having any of it. They fought verbally until eventually two LAPD squad cars were called. Nicky and Bijou were...

A Really Great Message From Brooke Mueller To Women Everywhere

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are supposed to stay away each other until a judge sees their case regarding Charlie going hella craycray on Brooke with a knife over Christmas. Brooke's lawyer even said as much to People Magazine in an interview. However, the two were seen dining last night and Hollywood and word has it that Brooke is dying to get back with her more-famous hubby. The drama between them sounds pretty high school (According to some stories, Brooke "instigated" the near-sta...

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"I have lots of friends in the business who've been practically assaulted by the paparazzi. It's amazing how common that is. I grew up reading things about what a jerk Sean Penn must have been for punching out a photographer. Then, you're out at a premiere with a date and you hear the things they say to provoke you. I mean, it's awful. You realize, 'Oh, that's why Sean did that. He wasn't being a maniac.' It's horrifying what photographers will say to get you to look over or to get a rise out ...
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