Remember when that dude punched Snooki in the face on Jersey Shore? I don't know how you could forget. It's not every day that a man punches a woman in the face and when it does happen, rarely is it treated like a form of entertainment. The man responsible for throwing the punch, Brad Ferro, is finally paying for his actions and has just been canned from his job as a gym teacher in New York. Yup, he was a gym teacher. Does that solidify anyone else's childhood fears that their gym teacher was c...
Christina Aguilera looked stunning rocking that wig/glasses/scarf combo while shooting a scene for her upcoming movie, Burlesque. Of course Christina Aguilera is in a movie called burlesque (so are Kristen Bell and Julianne Hough.) I don't even think of the Pussycat Dolls when I hear that word, I think of X-Tina, who took her fascination with the artform to an all time high a couple years ago when practically everything she wore looked like it belonged on the stage of some Hollywood speakeasy...
With all the attention on Tila Tequila, Charlie Sheen, and Tiger Woods lately, I wonder if Lindsay is feeling left out? There's no need for her to feel neglected. If she wants some attention, all she needs to do is publish some photos of her wearing a horrible outfit on a Sunday night-- she's sure to get written up. But I guess having your driver nail a papparazo on a Saturday night will also do the trick.
Her driver was picking her up from the Hotel Cafe late Saturday night when the papar...
This incredibly awkward moment happened yesterday at the premiere of The Spy Next Door. I don't want to get into the cinematic pedigree of the film. I just want to know what the heck Jackie Chan is doing to Amber Valletta?
Is he:
- Teaching her self defense; specifically, how to escape from a bear-hug rape attack
- Demonstrating the Heimlich maneuver
-Trying to pick her up
- Flirting... awkwardly
- Wrasslin'
-Trying to look congenial with his costar in front of the photogs....
The cast of the MTv show Jersey Shore just can't seem to keep their fists out of people's faces.
In December, MTv edited an episode in which one of the show's female cast members, "Snooki," got decked in the face during a bar fight with a 'roid raging gym teacher from Queens. The network edited out the footage of "Snooki" getting punched, and ended the episode with a statement encouraging anyone experiencing domestic violence at the hands of a loved one or a stranger to seek help.
Disregarding the fact that a bar fight between unknown assholes is not domestic violence, apparently MTv feels that throwing punches is okay if the action is guy-on-guy.
In an episode that aired recently, cast member Ronnie Magro got into a fist fight with a random guy at a random bar after the two of them spent half the night talking smack to one another. This time, MTv aired the clip in its entirety, with no PSA about domestic violence to follow the episode.
Earlier this week, Molls wrote about Kate the Clean Slate's (*shudder*) new hairdo which includes extensions that look like they were purchased and installed in the autocare section at Wal-mart where I buy my tires. So it's fitting that Kate's new hair is worth more than the Kelley blue book price for my 1997 Honda Civic.
The stylist, Ted Gibson, revealed in an interview this week that the combined cost of the salon services Kate received was worth about $7,000.
“My haircuts are $950,â...
Remember when that dude punched Snooki in the face on Jersey Shore? I don't know how you could forget. It's not every day that a man punches a woman in the face and when it does happen, rarely is it treated like a form of entertainment. The man responsible for throwing the punch, Brad Ferro, is finally paying for his actions and has just been canned from his job as a gym teacher in New York. Yup, he was a gym teacher. Does that solidify anyone else's childhood fears that their gym teacher was c...
Christina Aguilera looked stunning rocking that wig/glasses/scarf combo while shooting a scene for her upcoming movie, Burlesque. Of course Christina Aguilera is in a movie called burlesque (so are Kristen Bell and Julianne Hough.) I don't even think of the Pussycat Dolls when I hear that word, I think of X-Tina, who took her fascination with the artform to an all time high a couple years ago when practically everything she wore looked like it belonged on the stage of some Hollywood speakeasy...
As if there were any real doubts about it prior to this.
Authorities have officially determined MJ's cause of death as "acute Propofol intoxication" which was due to an "intravenous injection from another." Â This is so, so sad.
What's even sadder is that while yes, while there are people out there who have severe addictions and need help, there are individuals who will do everything in their power to secure as much money as possible -- even if it knowingly means endangering the life of an...
Oh, Simon, you awesome British shithead, you.
I love this show. Â Like, I love this show in the same way that the fabled fat kid loves cake. Â Maybe even more.
Reps announce that Simon is jumping ship on the kind-of-sinking American Idol and will judge and also be an executive producer for a related show, The X Factor. Which, like Idol, will also air on Fox.
I don't know, man. Â First that crazy Paula gets dropped and we think that the show can't withstand the rigors of judging talent ...
Paul McCartney goes topless on holiday and ends up looking a lot like what I pictured my grandmother to look like in a pair of swimming trunks and nothing else.
His girlfriend, however, Nancy Shevell, has a mighty fine-looking ass for someone who's almost fifty.  And dayyyyum, check out that waistline! She's clearly never grunted a child out of her vagina.
Also, on the topic of Nancy Shevell's vagina, mad kudos to her for bumping uglies withGramma McCartney.  I'm sure she'll have a good come...
Mel "The Faux-Theologian-Polygamist" Gibson is backing his man Tiger, through and through.
Gibson states that he feels sorry for the philandering phool Tiger and states that wife Elin isn't free from blame, either and that she should just quit whining  ...'Cause Elin hasn't shut up about the incident since it happened, right?
Why does Mel feel even that he's got an important hand in what's going on in the mess known as Tiger's marriage? Oh ho, it's because he claims that he took a hatchet t...
And she's not waiting a hot second more than she has to in order to do it.
Ex Fielder-Civil is still in rehab but once his ass is released next month, they'll be taking a holiday to St. Lucia to indulge in rekindling the flame that initially lit their crack pipes love.
I gotta ask: what kind of unbalanced creepers remarry six months or so after their first divorce is finalized?  This is such a bad idea -- and it's got death and destruction and the end of days written all over it.  Kin...
If you luckily missed the latest episode of Celebrity Rehab, Heidi Fleiss opens her germ-infested trap and tells us all why she looks the way that she does: she long lived on a concoction of crystal meth, Valium and Xanax.
Fleiss claims that in her high-powered prostitution ring, it was a way of indulging in the party and taking the edge off of her high-stress proprietorship of playing Ring Around the Hoes-y. Â She now admits that she'd love nothing more than to settle down with a boyfriend b...
With all the attention on Tila Tequila, Charlie Sheen, and Tiger Woods lately, I wonder if Lindsay is feeling left out? There's no need for her to feel neglected. If she wants some attention, all she needs to do is publish some photos of her wearing a horrible outfit on a Sunday night-- she's sure to get written up. But I guess having your driver nail a papparazo on a Saturday night will also do the trick.
Her driver was picking her up from the Hotel Cafe late Saturday night when the papar...
This incredibly awkward moment happened yesterday at the premiere of The Spy Next Door. I don't want to get into the cinematic pedigree of the film. I just want to know what the heck Jackie Chan is doing to Amber Valletta?
Is he:
- Teaching her self defense; specifically, how to escape from a bear-hug rape attack
- Demonstrating the Heimlich maneuver
-Trying to pick her up
- Flirting... awkwardly
- Wrasslin'
-Trying to look congenial with his costar in front of the photogs....
Earlier this week, Molls wrote about Kate the Clean Slate's (*shudder*) new hairdo which includes extensions that look like they were purchased and installed in the autocare section at Wal-mart where I buy my tires. So it's fitting that Kate's new hair is worth more than the Kelley blue book price for my 1997 Honda Civic.
The stylist, Ted Gibson, revealed in an interview this week that the combined cost of the salon services Kate received was worth about $7,000.
“My haircuts are $950,â...