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Everyone’s Donating Their Golden Globe Gowns to Help Haiti

Hey, have you seen our one billion photos of Golden Globe gowns? No? They're here. I think we made it about 3 minutes into the broadcast before someone mentioned Haiti, and it was a pretty steady stream after that, and now everyone's auctioning off their gowns to raise money for the earthquake victims. Everyone from Meryl Streep to Drew Barrymore to Jason Reitman touched on the tragedy during their acceptance speeches. Streep and many of her fellow Hollywooders, in fact, are using the event as a way to raise m...

Paris Hilton Still Exists

You guys, Paris Hilton's Twitter is like the funniest thing in the world right now. It is 95% product placement and 5% fawning over Doug Reinhardt. I don't know which I find more disturbing. But all that girl does on her Twitter is plug nightclubs and restaurants and websites, and she doesn't even have the Lohan-style decency to occasionally go on drunken rants. One of her favorite websites to plug right now is her own, the re-launched ParisHilton.com, which features a strikingly underutilized ...

Hi You Guys I Have Some Golden Globes Red Carpet Photos for You

So I didn't watch the entire Golden Globes award ceremony -- in fact, I only got through about 40 minutes of it before I had to go to more important things like stare at the wall. I thought Ricky Gervais was pretty funny, which clearly sets me apart from everyone else in that room. I have never seen a group of award attendees look less happy to be there. Like it's some gross imposition to have to leave their homes on a rainy Sunday and figuratively jack each other off for three hours while w...

SNL Dropped The Ball On Conan & Leno

I've been waiting all week for Saturday Night Live to chip in with some Conan vs. Leno jokes, but sadly, this Larry King Live spoof was pretty much all they had to offer. Seth Meyers did make crack one pretty funny joke during Weekend Update ("This week, you didn’t need Cinemax to see someone get screwed on TV."), but other than that... yeesh. Maybe Zucker threatened to ice them as well?...

Amy Trades Crack For Bronzer

Amy Winehouse is orange. I don't know if she's channeling Snooki or if she and Lohan are BFF now or if she's preparing for an upcoming role as an Oompa Loompa or WHAT. It's been buzzing around that her fiance, good ol' Blake Fielder-Civil, has been cheating on her. Maybe she got sad and thought she'd spice up her look with a self-tanner and a couple glasses of wine and next thing ya know, she's lookin' like the Syracuse mascot. Perhaps Amy's special glow was the reason why she made a beeline for...

Yeah. And I’m Naturally Aloof and Constantly Hungry.

Ever since Brittany Murphy dropped dead at the age of 32 last month, rumors have been swirling that her death was drug related. Her declining weight, career and sanity in the years leading up to her death are typically considered to be signs of drug use, so the connection was undeniable. But Brittany's mother, whom she was very close with, is speaking out against these rumors. Sharon Murphy told People of her late daughter, "She never even drank. Maybe a glass of champagne at New Years. But eve...

Is Tiger in Sex Rehab?

Tiger Woods maybe possibly donated a mobile hospital to the Haitian earthquake victims, but other than that he's been pretty off the radar the last couple weeks. Every day we're hearing rumors about the status of his marriage, but Tiger hasn't been photographed or seen anywhere in awhile. According the People.com, he could be in the one place he belongs: Sex rehab. From People: Several Web sites claim that the embattled golf great is undergoing rehabilitation for sexual addiction at a resp...

Quotables

"Russell Crowe. There’s no graciousness or humility about him. You can be talented but you also need luck to become successful and he has no gratitude. I’ve interviewed him for various awards shows. I know a lot of things that he’s allegedly said to people." - Joan Rivers tells Metro about the rudest celebrity she's ever encountered on the red carpet. Let's hope that Russell doesn't show face at the Globes tonight because that could be awkward....

Tila Tequila: “Miley Cyrus is NOT a Virgin!”

Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she's addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She's an attention whore, I shouldn't be talking about her, but I really doubt we're going to have much time left with the girl. Let's pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she's still alive. Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashi...

Everybody Can Breathe Now

The cast of Jersey Shore has been in LA for the last week and trust me when I say that this town has felt a lot dirtier this week. I thought it was because Mercury was in retrograde, but it was probably just these guys. Snooki, The Sitch and the rest of the gang hammed it up for the cameras before their flight home outside of LAX and then inside (I am sparing you the pictures of Snooki poking her little squash head through the crowds in baggage claim, but yeah! Those exist.) I see photos of cele...

Quotables

“I don’t feel the need to clear anything up. It’s the most precious thing that I have in my life, and I care about it so much that I don’t care about what anyone says or thinks. I have just not addressed it in any real way, and I’m not going to. It’s mine. And I really like that about it.” - Jessica Biel tells Vogue why she won't be telling them about her relationship with Justin Timberlake....

17-Year Old Miley Cyrus Not Ready to Marry 19-Year Old Boyfriend Who Lives On the Other Side of the World

This little drama queen was seen out and about this week with a fancy little ring on her left finger, but her rep was quick to deny that Miley is engaged to her BF Liam Hemsworth. I wear rings on my left ring finger all the time, but no one gives a shit if I'm married or not. Miley had to have known that rocking that ring on her finger after she's been seen in public with her man so much lately that she'd be causing a stir. Right? Thank goodness the rumor's not true, though. Miley is only ...
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