Michael Lohan, you never fail us. You are consistently the saddest excuse for a man on the planet, and as someone who makes a living off of writing stories about what a jackass you are, I would like to thank you for that. You are a gift.
Michael got arrested again today, you guys! For calling his former lover (ew) at work last week. This is the second time Michael’s been arrested recently for breaking the restraining order his ex-girlfriend Erin Mueller has against him. The last time Michael went to the slammer for this broad was back in December, so clearly it doesn’t take very long for him to unlearn his lessons.
Sadly, I’m pretty sure that he’s never going to change. Ever. He’s too old, he’s lost too much, he’s gone back to the Dark Side so many times after seeming to recover just slightly. This is a cycle we will be seeing play out over and over and over again until he dies or winds up in jail for good. We have so much to look forward to.
Based on this picture he should be put on the watch list and harassed at every airport in America.
If it weren’t for Lindsay, this jerkoff would just be the asshole at the other end of the trailer park.
The Sheik of Douchery.
When I first read the title I thought it said “Michael Lohan is a Dead Fool” and I am bit ashamed to say that for a split second I thought “one less asshole.” I know, I am bad but it would be the truth.
http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Michael-Lohan-Says-Erin-Mueller-Lied/33196.html