My inbox is a lot of fun right now. :)
A friendly reminder that we’re currently running our FunLove.com contest, asking our readers to tell us about their favorite bedroom toys. We’re giving away $200 in gift cards to FunLove.com by Fascinations to our favorite entrants. I’ve loved reading the entries I’ve received so far, and I can’t wait to hear from more of you.
More details are here.
Chrysler hemi piston mounted on a sybian. Yeah…. it’s a hemi
“Yeah…. it’s a hemi” is a register trademark of the Chrysler Corporation.
Must… not… make crass “My inbox is a lot of fun right now” jokes. Must… RESIST!!!
oh i bet you have loved reading those. both hands on the keyboard.
My favorite sex toy is my lifelike Madonna rubber sex doll. It’s similar to having sex with evilbeetdouche’s grandmother but my Madonna doll knows all the words to “Like a Virgin” while I’m puttin’ the peter to her. For some reason, I’ve only been able to get evilbeetdouche’s grandmother to learn the bridge.
She’s kinda slow these days. Too much noggin hitting the ole headboard over the years. It adds up you know.