Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Do You Know What Thighs Sound Like When They’re Repeatedly Rubbed Against Leather? Yes, They Have a Noise.

Mischa Barton is back in NYC with her pooch AND her dog and the three of them were seen walking around the East Village yesterday while she checked her voicemail. I wonder if it was the future calling to tell her she photograph’s terribly in those pants and that they need to be discarded ASAP. On the positive tip, I still think she’s looking better than she has in a long time. Her weight is proportional and healthy (some might even say “average”) and hey! At least she’s not crying, right?

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  • She “photograph’s” beautifully…

    sigh…

    In a related story, thank you Kelly and Sarah for having an above-grade-school grasp of spelling and grammar.

  • Nauseous – 1 : causing nausea or disgust : nauseating 2 : affected with nausea or disgust. — nau·seous·ly adverb. — nau·seous·ness noun …

  • Is this the level EB has dropped to now? Just posts about celeb figures? Yawn. It’s one thing to pick apart the leather pants (questionable fashion *choice*) but what’s with the dwelling people’s body shapes? First Sir Paul, now, ugh, Mischa.

    Can you make more of an effort to focus on what celebs do and say, and less on their phyical qualities?

  • Funny how Mischa used to be plastered all over the Thinspiration pages of Pro-Anorexic websites. She was their mascot once upon a time.

    • HAHAH. I don’t know why – and I don’t normally comment on the “boo Molls” comments – but this really made me laugh.

  • What, is evilbeetdouche like Molls’ alter ego?
    Yawn. I had hoped you were gone and Sarah
    had replaced you, but then there was no letter
    of introduction/Molls is gone because she cannot
    write announcement.

  • To be honest, I think it’s pretty disgraceful how you have insinuated that she is fat.

    “Do You Know What Thighs Sound Like When They’re Repeatedly Rubbed Against Leather?”

    Gives off an awful impression to the young girls who read this website and as someone who battled with an eating disorder for that ages of 14 to 19 I really think you need to reconsider how you word you posts. Mischa looks great in these pictures, probably the best that she has look in a long time and after scrutinising her over the past years for being too thin and then immediately doing the same after she has reached a healthy weight…well it just seems wrong to me
    Love this website but that’s just my opinion

  • Wait I’m confused…is this a gossip blog, where you report on things that are happening (or rumored to be happening) with celebs, or is this Perez Hilton’s site where you just take any picture of any celebrity and trash them to holy hell? Because it used to be the former, but now it’s just all about how mean and insulting you can be, and I think Perez might be pissed at you for hooking on his corner.

  • why do you have to pick on her figure?
    that is personal and not gossip, contrary to the banner on this website.
    I hate you guys when you go after her like that.

    And I wish the above comment with the link would be deleted…..we wonder why she is unhappy and then hope she will go back to starving herself to look like she did years ago?

    Have some heart Molls, i know this is a gossip site but no need to be this cruel
    to someone who could use a bit of kindness in the media.
    And you did not fool me one bit with your nicety nice words at the end.