A mere two weeks after Mason Dash Disick is born, Kourtney is releasing the photos to Life & Style magazine.
Mom looks great, natch, and the baby is absolutely adorable — looks like he inherited the sweet olive-skinned goodness that his mother and aunts all have.
But I have to ask … Who the fuck is this Scott Disick dude? The only thing I can find about him online is that he’s a (snort, snort, chuff) television personality who also happens to be Kourtney’s baby daddy. Dude’s not even important enough to have a Wiki, for shit’s sake.
When I do see this guy, all I can think about is Fonzie. Yes, Happy Days-era Fonzie. The Fonzie that’s all thumbs and teeth and ‘Eyyyy’. And that makes me laugh. Yet, I’m saddened by my own laughing because this guy’s last name is ‘Disick’, which can be transposed into ‘Dickis’, ‘Dickii’ and ‘Sick Dick’ which is also sad for him. But then I have to laugh again because of that whole Fonzie thing.
Weird.
Reall good photo… :D
is it just me or are they both wearing the same shade of lipstick?!
I’m pretty sure that you are right about that.
I’m pretty sure the baby’s wearing it too.
LOLOLOL!
It’s the camera and the lighting.
No, it’s all the airbrushing
Yes! That’s all I could see in the pic……stilldon’t know what Mason looks like, just saw Scott’s 1987 Cindi Lauper lips…. It’s just horrible…
Scott “Who?” Disick <– best tag ever! Lol.
I had the same Wet ‘n’ Wild lipstick that Scott & Kourtney are wearing back in the 4th grade.
God his body language looks like he’s really excited. I bet he pulled his sweaty limp hand away right after the photo was taken!
‘When I’m nervous, I like to put my hands in my armpits and then smell ’em like this!’
Ha ha ha!!! Awesome!
im sorry, since wendy left the site i havent really been paying attention to who is witting here,
who is sarah?
is she new?
im not going to sit here and trash her, i have way too much respect for Beet, but wow @ her horrid writing….
anyhoo the Kardashian kid is kute, the Dicksick boyfriend needs to go. eeww
This, coming from someone who can’t even spell “writing.” Or punctuate.
is it just me or does he seem.. ahem.. feminine to anyone else? i always see him in pink & he has sort of a lisp.
I somehow don’t think I’ve ever seen Kourtney before… she’s actually really pretty. Wet’n’Wild lipstick aside. =) As for the baby– it looks like a baby. They all look the same to me.
Scott Disick was born in Eastport, Long Island, New York. There he attended a private school, The Ross School located in East Hampton, New York. His parents are said to have inherited money from Disick’s grandparents, however, they had spent it all which resulted in their Long Island home being foreclosed.
Dicksick looks like Christian Bale’s character from “American Psycho”.
or George Hamilton, circa “Love at 1st Bite”
‘i love the nightlife, i got-to boogey…on the disco rah–haaoouunnd, oooh, yeah!
:-)
The baby is sooooo cute and I really love the name Mason Dash.
or…in snoop dogg fashion:
“man u is a straight-up ‘Di-zick’, my-nizick, fo’-shizick!”
lolololololololhaahhahah!
ur welcome
:-)
I hate all the kardashians. The baby looks kute indeed
All I can think about when I see him is Patrick Bateman from “American Psycho”
aww the baby is sooo cute!
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