image courtesy of TMZ.com
And we’re back the morning after Christmas break with news of a photo that could have changed history! Bang! That’s how we do it around here! You think we’re going to ease in to the wide world of celebrity news on a Monday morning? Hells no, girlfriends! We’re getting right back in to this!
Check out the photo above. That’d be an image of a man who a bunch of people are pretty sure is John F. Kennedy hanging out with tons of naked chicks on a boat. Trust me when I tell you that this man would not have been president had this photo (which was originally taken in the 1950s) ever been released. The story behind the boat is that, back when JFK was “just a Senator”, he and his brother Ted Kennedy took a trip on a yacht around the Mediterranean and while they were on that yacht, it took on the appearance of one of those party buses you can rent. What’s the big deal? When this photo was supposedly taken, JFK’s wife, Jackie was back in Boston miscarrying their stillborn child. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth, right? As in, if this photo surfaced while someone was trying to become president, you probably wouldn’t vote for them, right? I told ya this was a history changer!
Of course there remains a small chance that this image is not JFK, but so far scans of the image compared to other photos of the late president seem to say it’s him. Same with two Kennedy biographers who were hired by TMZ. Either way, between JFK’s notorious stud reputation and our recent news about Tiger, is anyone really surprised?
I have one question, who took this picture? It appears to have been taken from another boat (?) JFK just laid there and let someone on another boat cruise up and take pictures!?!
He is just laying there…I don’t really see anything wrong with it. If he was up and standing and actually looking interested in the naked chicks…then maybe I would have a problem with it.
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
AND…he’s dead….why are we still talking about him? Who cares if he was on a boat with a bunch of naked women.
You know I
Thug em fuck em love em leave em
But I don’t fuckin need em
Mmmm… Photoshop? Maybe, don’t you think?
The girl jumping in with her back to us looks way too post 90’s and the tan lines she has are too small for that era of bikini bottoms which were bigger.
I, too, seriously question the validity of this photo. According to TMZ, they had a noted forensic analyst check it out and he says it’s real. To me it seems like there’s just too much activity going on it that doesn’t look natural and makes the image appear doctored in some way. As for the tan lines, that’s a good point. However, these were most likely a bunch of European floozies, and their beach apparel was much more provocative than that of American women even back then. With all that said, I sure as hell wouldn’t put any of this past the Kennedy’s — this is so their wild style of debauchery.
Why are people shocked when successful ‘alpha males’ are highly sexed?
If you want a faithful guy, don’t marry a charismatic macho leader.
True dat.
OMG thank you!
This was a photo from his Playboy spread. It’s not a scandal.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1228092jfkpic1.html
Yup TMZ got owned.
Well, then this post should be pulled immediately so that John’s and Ted’s reputations of marital fidelity can be properly restored! (ehem)
Molls-
Seriously huge props for having the best title to a post ever.
agreed. molls always proves herself a champion when under fire!
Honestly, it’s an old story. It’s been known for decades that JFK was partying it up while Bobby was left to care for Jackie when she lost her child. It was a big deal then and apparently Joe Kennedy paid her a million dollars to stay with him. However, since everyone involved (JFK, Jackie, Bobby, Teddy and Joe) are all dead, shouldn’t we stop caring?