Michael Lohan doesn’t have a problem, OK? It’s not him, it’s all the drug-riddled crazies in his life. Him and his sheer muscle shirts and Jesus talk and paparazzi-calling ways are just fine… or so he’d have you believe, anyway.
In case you missed it, Michael Lohan was in the news last week because his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller put a call in to the police claiming that Michael had “started harassing me, questioning me who I have ‘been with, who’s car was currently in my drive way,’ things like that.” Sounds like pretty typical psycho ex-lover crap to me, but of course we’re talking about Michael Lohan (I love referring to him by his full name, can you tell?), so Erin is legitimately fearing for her life. She told the police that she was certain that he was capable of causing physical harm to her or her family.
Like the true example of a good father and real man that he is, Michael has now responded to Erin’s claims publicly and it looks like he’s fallen back on one of his old favorites: He’s calling her a druggie.
From TMZ:
Michael Lohan tried getting his ex-fiancee arrested, claiming — just like he did with daughter Lindsay Lohan — his primary concern is getting the people he loves off drugs.
TMZ has obtained a police report filed by Michael on December 21. Lohan says, “My ex-fiance, Erin Muller, threatened me with a knife during an argument several months ago and I wish to pursue charges.”
Lohan then goes on to say … “I did not report this at the time because I wanted her to get help for her addictions.”
Brave Michael Lohan! At the hands of yet another addict! I can hardly believe it! This poor man has faced so much adversity in his life, can’t he just catch a break and finally meet some normal people to surround himself with? Jeez Louise! People are going to start thinking there’s something wrong with this guy because he attracts so many toxic personalities!
He makes me want to fucking puke just looking at him.
Oh and I thought he was still engaged to that chick?
Attracts? He fucking gave birth to one of them. He caused it actually, by troubling her life at a young age.
Oops. I mean he helped create her, not give birth to her…he’s not a woman.
What a great way to circumvent a restraining order! Use the courts to harass the woman you are charged with breaking a no contact order. Brilliant. What is wrong with the locals that they are even allowing this shit to go on. Anyone who dates this psycho has this type of behavior to look forward too. He’s insane.
Just reading about him makes me want to do drugs.