How much do you think these crazy assholes charge for appearance fees?
It’s not the same for all of them, I’ll tell you that. But it might not be what you expect.
Summon up some reasonable estimates in your head, and then find the real answer after the jump.
“We get the most requests for Mike (aka The Situation) and Pauly D,” Michael Schweiger of CEG Talent told me. “They’re $7,500 per person.”
To boot, that fee doesn’t include their hotel rooms, as well as air and ground transportation costs, which also need to be covered by the requester.
And they’re not just being asked to show up at clubs and parties, either. Schweiger says just last week, one girl requested to have Pauly D walk her down the aisle at her wedding. No word on whether the DJ with the overgelled hair will say ‘I do’ to that offer, but she offered “loads of money,” according to Schweiger.
If you’re on a budget, there’s cheaper castmembers you might be able to afford…
Snooki’s asking fee is only $2,000 plus transportation, according to Neon Entertainment.
Secondary players like Ronnie and Vinnie are about $3,500 per person, while Jenni “J-Woww” is around $5,000.
“We’re starting to see a lot more requests for Jenni,” Schweiger tells me.
WTF?? If Snooki is only charging $2000, she needs to get herself some new management. That girl should be charging more than any of those stupid guys. She’s had the most buzz by far. Get yourself new representation, Snooki! Don’t be a ditz about cashing in on this shit! It’s the most money you’ll ever have the chance to make in your entire life. Do this right.
Uh yeah, I don’t think they should be charging people money, the people should be charging them for their dumbass-ness.
This is very bad. The reality show situation has reached an all time low. I think the year 2009 is proof enough.
Does the $2000 fee for Snookie include punching her in the face?
you’re disgusting.
you need to get over yourself
you must be a woman.
Awesome. I’d pony up for that. haha.
in my opinion, these guys are all faggots, and snooki’s a whore.
What kind of bride wants a reality TV star to walk her down the aisle, instead of someone, you know, who actually knows her?
Nah. Fuck you, Dad or Uncle Jeff or older brother. Having this reality TV star walk me down the aisle is SO much more meaningful.
hahaha. Agrees.
Please tell you’re being sarcastic.
I have yet to see this show. Is Snooki an Oompa Loompa or something? She looks like a little orange dwarf to me.
Another reason to hate New Jersey.
except none of them are from new jersey.
@ Anonymous 3.29am
Idiot, none of these cretins are from New Jersey, they are all from New York. They only wish they were from Jersey!
lmfao.. because New York is so envious of New Jersey, right?
How much do you pay to led them stay away?
Wow. My first thought was “Who would ever pay one of these dingbats to show up at a party?” My second thought was “Ronnie and Vinnie charge more thank Snooki?!?!?!” How? I agree, Beet, she needs new management.
Did anyone see SNL on sat? Weekend Update was hilarious when their own “Snooki” showed up.
How much for Snooki anal?
yes
hahaha
Dear Anonymous December 22, 2009 at 3:52 am:
It’s the holiday season, no need for name calling.
I don’t give a rat’s ass where these folks come from-it takes place at the Jersey shore-does it not?
“They only wish they were from Jersey!” Who the hell wishes they were from New Jersey? It’s the armpit of America. Though it does sound like you hail from The Garden State, I’m guessing South Jersey- so what exit?
Actually, 99% of New Jersey smells pretty damn good. Actually, it smells like crops and plant-like things because that’s what we are: The Garden State. We grow a shitload of stuff. Just stay out of Newark, Jersey City and Camden. I promise you’ll like the rest of Jersey.
I’ve been through Jersey and the whole STATE smells like ass. And you should REALLY do something about your roads, while we’re at it.
Agreed, NJ pretty much wreaks. Every time I have the misfortune to drive through the Turnpike, I start asking myself why I am torturing myself in this way again. And the smell literally starts once you get on the Turnpike. But alas, everyone from Jersey swears they are from the “nice part” of Jersey, as if such a thing even exists. In a lot of ways, Jersey shore is the best thing to have ever happened to that state.
nope. new jersey doesn’t smell. if you hate it so much then stay the hell out of new jersey.
so you think the jersey shore is better than Princeton University? Rutgers University? the origins of college football? historic american revolution war locations? Giants stadium? Frank sinatra? whitney houston? bruce springsteen? need i go on?
Strip malls? Tara Reid? Jon Corzine? Ridiculous real estate taxes?
Why do seagulls fly upside down in New Jersey?
Because they can’t find anything worth crapping on.
yeah, I love that Sinatra song.. what’s it called? New Jersey, New Jersey?
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v351/140/85/1340520130/n1340520130_30053321_6456.jpg
There. THAT is what the nice part of NJ looks like. No gross cities or factories. Farms and trees, that’s it.
i heard zach brat or brack or whatever his name is, the guy from scrubs, was all pissed off cause he’s from nj and tries to make it look good with movies like garden state and then these kids come along and ruin any good reputation it had. they give it a really bad name/image/show.
DAMN this shit is whack. these kids, “guidos and guidettes” (haha!) all have the same skin, hair, clothes, voice, attitude, ancestry and propensity to alcoholism. like, they’re all the same and they’re all over the beach, does it really matter which one(s)?
They need to put these kids on an Island and blow it up…I cant believe how dumb this show is…I watched it last night for the first time and the funniest part was when that guy fought a girl…Man they suck
This makes New Jersey residents really pissed off. I’m from New Jersey, the Jersey Shore to be honest. And no one but the guitos and guitettes are like that. Everyone is chill, no one shaves their chest and is in the gym twice a day. NJ gets such a bad rep from this show. REAL NJ people are actually pretty cool.
Why would anyone pay anything to see these idiots. You can go to the Jersey Shore and see thousands just like ’em for free.
Jersey Shore makes me want to tell people I’m from Conecticut
Seriously how much would Snooki charge for an A2M session? With a bonus ending in the tonsils? lol
Shes no knockout, but i would def let Snooki suck my cock. I bet shes real f***in good at it!
Snookies a whore bag!!
oh man u have no clue how good Snooki can suck cock! The bitch must have been trained from birth on how to take a cock down her throat while always keeping her tongue out licking the balls! Shes a fuckin pro!
Cheers for the good read. I would like to query a couple of points. Can I post here or should I pm you.
the scarier thing is someone is willing to marry someone this effin stupid.
i would hire snooki and make her suck my dick and fuck her shes fucken hot
i would suck THE SITUATION’S COCK AND ASS AND LET HIM RAPE ME. HE IS SO HOT ,WONDER HOW BIG HIS COCK IS?