We’ve located Carmen Sandiego.
She’s in Paris, France, at the George V hotel. She and her V.I.L.E. team must be planning another caper! The police dossier says former pop star Victoria Beckham was recently spotted in the same area, so it’s possible Carmen’s after her infamous trick stomach. You should talk to the bodyguard, the hotel concierge, and then call back to Headquarters to see if we have any further clues as to her whereabouts. Good luck, gumshoe, and be safe!
Now if only she were wearing red….
Thanks for a good chuckle Sasha, you totally brought my childhood afternoons flooding back to me. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
Oh Sasha. This entry just made my night. You forgot to mention what color the flags will be at her next location.
Oh damn! I knew I’d forgotten a key detail!
Gahhh! I miss this game sooo much! I wish they would update it for the new Macs now!!!
lmao holy shit… She gets crazier and crazier every time we see her… Though I LOVE the shoes!! I wish i could afford shoes like that…
Someone I work with has a pair just like it… the pair my co-worker has were designed by Jessica Simpson, she ordered them online
Funny, I saw those shoes and all I could think was “women are f@#$*&% ridiculous, why the hell do we do that to ourselves…that looks torturously painful.”
Hate heels. Hate them, they make NO SENSE. I love me some ballet flats.
Beet, this just may be the funniest thing you have ever posted! Thank you for making me laugh!
Posts like this are the reason I come to Evil Beet. I wish they weren’t so few and far between!
Let me just repeat what everybody else said… AWESOME POST!!
Oh man I’m dyin’ over here
Beet’s back! :D
But look at her. She takes an amazing picture. Her bones photograph well….
Great costume.
I’ve seen this pic on a bunch of celeb sites this week and no one has mentioned how toned her legs are! Remember those scary pics of her legs just a few years ago? Saggy skin every where for a woman so skinny but she’s been reportedly actually hitting the gym this year so kudos to her. Normally I’m only left with an impression of how skinny she is but I’m glad she’s working on being skinny AND fit now.
This post just made my morning. Thanks, Sasha.
Beet, you are amazing & I love you. Carmen Sandiago. A staple of my childhood I hadn’t thought of in a decade. Cheers!
Hahahaha!
this post has been the only funny point in my morning. thanks for that.
LOL.
Making me nostalgic for some Broderbund.
I literally laughed out loud. This is magnificent. hahahaha
dlisted said the same thing. a few hours before you
I just keep wondering how a human being can wear shoes like that and still stand, let alone walk… BAH!