“I’ve learned so much from the kids in my life, and somehow they just become the center of your life and the way you look at things. Obviously I exist in my girlfriend’s world and my sister’s world in a different way, but it’s opened my heart and I feel much more grown up and want to be grown up as a result of it.”
— Jake Gyllenhaal talks about his relationship with his sister Maggie and his girlfriend Reese’s kids.
Oh my God! You guys! He totally called Reese his girlfriend in public! Swoonsies! I’m dying. Totally dying. I can’t even deal. Someone slap me.
I wonder if his boyfriend’s jealous…
LOL!
Molls, you are too funny. I just adore your posts.
yit!
I feel like I’m reading the rantings of a 13 year old girl.
Well said, veronica.
Wasn’t that the point of it? I think Molls sarcasm might be a little above the heads of her obviously super intelligent readers.
Guys, she’s being sarcastic. Perhaps you’re too evolved to process that.
I wish all the negative commenters would go make their own blogs instead of trashing this one. I’m sure they would be wildly successful.
“Swoonsies” should have been a tip-off.
WENDIE!
Wendie indeed! COME BACK TO US!! it’s not the same without you! But I must say Beet team, you guys are doing a great job! and Molls… z-i-n-g!!! This post was my fav because I really did swoon! and then I really did think of his boyfriend… :) tee hee
what is Reese doing with her dress? I think she is totally pulling her undies….perhaps a wedgie? She is absolutely trying to cover something.
an itchy crotch.
Um, but , uh, I thought that they broke up. Or not. But I think it’s too late for swoonsies.
Jake seems like one of the few down-to-earth good guys in hollywood.
I’m glad you encourage this by calling him gay….
This post is nothing more than an idiotic rant, and I can’t even tell for what reason you feel the need to make fun of him. He’s in a happy relationship, he’s a good guy.
That’s all.
I watched Jake on Jimmy Kimmel. He is such a little boy, charming and funny, but definitely a bit like an 18 year old. That “girlfriend” thing makes it look like the breakup was all Reese and that he’s the reason it was stopped . So many people were saying he wanted out but she didn’t. Maybe they’ve renegotiated the terms and (*swoon*) they can start using the GF/BF terminology. What a world.
I think the line to slap you is going to need numbers like a deli counter.
I think the line to slap you is going to need numbers like a deli counter.
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