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Maya Rudolph Had a Baby Girl

December 4, 2009
Molls
Maya Rudolph
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Maya Rudolph

First of all, I’d like to apologize to Maya Rudolph for not being able to find a better photo of her. I feel badly about that. This is exciting news.

Remember how Maya Rudolph seemed like she was pregnant for all of last year? Well, turns out she had the baby just about a month ago and the couple (Maya’s hubby is director Paul Thomas Anderson), has just announced that not only is she the proud mother of her second healthy baby, but that it’s a little girl name Lucille.

I love how all these SNL-alums are naming their babies awesome old school names. Amy Poehler has Archie, Tina Fey has Alice. Not Rachel Dratch has to push out a Gerdie and we’ve got a full set.

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  • umm dont you mean NOW? uggh proof read.

    Tina Fey has Alice. Not Rachel Dratch has to push out a Gerdie and we’ve got a full set.

    • Yep…half the comments about Wendie’s leaving mentioned the careless misspellling and grammar of molls…nice to know those complaints were taken seriously. Luckily the readers are here to proofread, guess that’s what we’re for.

    • Did it ever cross your mind that maybe she’s “making mistakes” on purpose to pull your chain?

      That maybe they’re sitting back and cracking up at people pointing and grunting at simple errors?

      By replying, you’re inclined to come back to see what someone else has said; to either invalidate your opinion or whine at someone’s disagreement.

      By constantly commenting on her “mistakes”, if that is what they are, you’re giving her stories more attention and are more LIKELY to read them to find all the mistakes.

      I mean, she could be some roaringly drunk brunette stumbling about with cigarette askew smashing vitriol into the electric ether whilst firing X into her mouth after each article; only pausing to snort a line of coke off her glass computer table, but…

      If that were the case, wouldn’t it be…

      entertaining?

      I mean, we could go on at length with the mental images such as:

      A cloud of smoke parts just as Molls finishes an article and her head wobbles upright as an 18 year old from the local college football team struts in.

      His oiled body gleans in light filtering in from cream brocade curtains and Molls purses her lips as she mashes a button on a control in the general direction of a shiny pioneer elite against one wall. It glows to life.

      Mocean Worker’s Tres Chic oozes from huge Goldman Epilogues as he twirls once, showing off a perfectly toned behind; like an apple.

      Molls pulls the cigarette from her mouth and tosses the remote over her shoulder sending it clattering somewhere behind her. She blows a huge ring with soft smoldering lips to frame the boy’s lithe torso.

      Her head drops forward and ringlets shroud piercing eyes running up and down the swimmer’s body from head to speedo to bare feet turning on beet-colored berber carpet.

      “C’mere”, she coos, smiling and running the tip of her pink tounge across her lips. “Mommy needs some… inspiration”

      Or something like that. :)

      So, on either hand we have something possibly interesting. I mean, I don’t know if you’ve read many blogs (or books for that matter) but mistakes happen.

      Either way; they’re making fools of you or you’re being picayune.

      Chill.

  • So does this mean that when she played a pregnant woman in Away We Go she actually was pregnant and wasn’t wearing a fake bump?

  • Love Maya Rudolph and LOVE the name Lucille.

    And people who get upset about typos are RIDICULOUS. You’re telling me you can’t understand or enjoy an article when there is one typo in the last sentence? Cut Molls a break…she’s hilarious and I am loving her posts. Also, life is a lot easier when you can stop being bothered by things that have absolutely no bearing on real life. Seriously, it’s better. I have time and energy to take care of plants and stuff.

  • I swear I have a life, but not really, because I’m going to bitch about how much I love Wendie (even though when Wendie was still writing I totally hated her and preferred the “old” EB, because that Wendie was sucha bitch, am I right??) and how I cannot stand Molls because misspelling “now” is absolutely unforgivable and I am unable to properly understand the meaning of above post due to the huge, huge spelling error.

    And I’m also going to whine about Molls being a “child” writer. At 25. Which is an entire three years younger than the 28 year old Beet, who owns the website. Unacceptable.

    SRSLY WTF.

  • If we’re going on about typos, how about grammar as well?
    It’s “feel bad,” not “feel badly.”
    Molls tends to make the adverb/adjective mistake a lot.

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