Ed and I were clearly on a little drug called “single parent children with a chronic need for attention” last night when we made this week’s Friday Fun video for you all. Not only were we covering the entire week’s worth of news (more or less), but I also was feeling a little parched in the face and Ed had some things he had to get off his chest in relation to feeling like a Large Marge at times.
Let me just beat you to it, commenters. “It puts the lotion on its skin.” There. Is that what you were thinking? That’s what I was thinking.
Aww Ed has such a beautiful baby face.
sexy!
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You guys are so cute together!
They aren’t cute together. The whole thing is absurd.
how so shelia e….explain absurd please??
Lose the gum it makes you look like a cow in a field.
I agree. I was only chewing it because I had onion breath. I forgot to take it out.
These videos are so stupid, keep them on your website molls so people can avoid them if they want.
I do not find anything interesting or remotely funny about watching two valley girls apply lotion to each other and talk like they’re high on E.
I can’t believe that of all the talented writers looking for employment this is the best we can round up. I agree that molls has a unique writing style, but not for this website.
Hey Courteney, I have a solution for ya…don’t watch it. Problem. Solved.
jealousy is a bitch. and her name is courteney.
I find it funny that an opinion can cause such a problem. It’s called criticism, learn to take it. Not everyone is going to love something, it doesn’t make me jealous or resentful…it just makes me honest.
Thanks for spelling my name right, that never happens!
:)
what ever happened to constructive criticism? i feel like the other kind, saying bad things for no purpose really, is just being a biatch and hatin’.
Maybe I’m alone on this, but these little video things you do are lame,stupid, poorly done, ill-conceived, egotistical, and a waste of cyber-space and time. (But I’m sure you have more time on your hands than you know what to do with. Obviously. Why not use it to take an ESL course.
Yes, you are alone and bitter!
the esl part made me laugh. i’m in honors writing and we had to do a project to help esl students.
if you don’t like it then don’t watch it.. it’s pretty damn simple..i happen to find the 2 of them adorable and fun to watch
Maybe I’m alone on this, but maybe you’re a lonely, fat and bitter old lady who would, in fact, kill for a chance to make videos or write for a website. Cubicle life sucks, doesn’t it, Sheila?
Dear topanga,
If that’s truly a picture of you I am more attractive, younger, richer, and happier than you, judging by that puss on your sour little chubby face. Have you ever or do you now work in The Valley?
Hey Now, I was thinking I’d ask topanga for a blowjob until you went and made me realize what a marginal self centered bitch she is. I guess I’ll just let her give me a hand job instead.
Uhh Sheila, I’m guessing you’ve never watched Boy Meets World
love you guys! you speak how I think…..
like a scatterbrained 3 year old? yeah, that’s how we speak around here.
It puts the lotion on – or it gets the hose again!
Loved it!!!!
First, who the hell records a video while chewing gum? It’s a big no-no across the board.
Second, what are you guys on??
Third, not funny. At. All. But then again, I’m not surprised- it’s not like Molls writing style is really all that funny either. I’m not happy that Molls has taken over Wendie’s former position. This website might not be a priority read for me anymore because I’m bored to tears now.
Molls,
Please tell Ed that my 7 year old son asked me why everyone is making a big deal about gay people marrying. He says that anyone who is in love should be able to get married. So Ed is right, after the older people die out, things will change. I love you guys. Don’t listen to these assholes who criticize…..you guys are yummy!!!!!!!!
Have you seen/heard this story yet? I think we could all learn a little something from Will :)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/10-year-old-wont-pledge-a_n_355709.html
and there’s the link because of course I forgot to paste it before…oops!
Thanks Rachel….
Wow, this is vapid even by my standards.
LOVE IT. to tell the truth i look forward to these vids and missed it last week! haterz need to relax, i don’t give a fuck who’s chewing gum… this isn’t spielberg, it’s a youtube vid on a gossip site, and it’s fun as hell to watch! and celebrity gossip in and of itself isn’t VAPID? gimme a break! i love evil beet, i think all the writers are talented, creative and intelligent, but obviously i read this site because it is fun escapism, not for profound thinking. sick of people hating on molls!!!
I’m glad to have you full time, Molly! I’m going to miss Wendie, but I couldn’t be happier that you are her replacement. Keep the videos and hilarity coming, please!
Can we all just please discuss how gorgeous molls is?
I had no idea.
seriously. molls youre waay too smart and beautiful.
Molls is pretty! I agree with C! Such nice teeth!!!
Ha ha ha ha love these.
I look forward to these vlogs, if you don’t enjoy them then why watch AND comment? Madness.
I think Molls and Ed are great, you guys make me laugh, keep it up!
OMG, molls, can I just say that I LOVE your hair?
I’ve been wanting to do mine short like that for months but I don’t have the balls cause it’s so long right now. ):
Anyway, you and Ed are edible.
Long fingers = great sex partner. molls rocks!
I agree that these videos are unwatchable and pointless. They are supposed to be a wrap up of the weeks stories but the two of them just ramble on like they are high. So Yes I will stop trying to watch them and go elsewhere to seek gossip new. Its just that Evil Beet seemed so much better that Perez for example and and now besides
his defacing every photo there doesn’t seem to be much difference.
um. except the lack of updates? no?
I liked this site when it was Beet’s witty takes on celebrity gossip (actual stories, not made-up crap). Now I have to weed through videos of someone and her friend acting like twits? Man, I miss the old Beet stuff! Spend less time making weekly videos of yourself and a little more time proofreading your posts.
thank you, again, for making my friday. (actually it’s saturday now, and friday is always great cause it’s friday) but anyway, you guys are my faves and can we hang out? please.
Love Molls…. keep posting those videos, son! It makes me like Evil Beet Even More.
nope. nyet. and positively no.
i actually don’t mind molls writing (although, yes, wendie leaving has left a hole in my life). but this video is pure self-indulgence. better suited to a personal blog page then a ‘celebrity gossip site’ (definition has become very fluid on this site of late).
gum, valley girl, mutual admiration society – these are the only things that were in anyway memorable. and none of which at all pertinant to this site.
as for those who would respond with ‘just don’t watch it then’ – i won’t. but i resent the fact that i have to now pick and choose what i’m view on this site based purely on molls’ whims of the day, and her love of seeing herself on camera. its becoming way to much work to go through this site…..
love love love it.
I would like to have my way with Molls
I love how people write angry posts about how upset they are that Molls writes for this site, like anyone gives a rats ass, she has the job, you don’t, get over it. And it’s hilarious that people are here dishing out “Constructive Criticism” like Molls would actually care about what some bitter people have to say. She makes these funny little vids with her friend, she never claimed to be Shakespeare, simmer down now
Molls and Ed: LOVE LOVE LOVE.
Hilarious to watch. In fact, I liked the video so much, I went in search of your personal blog hoping to find more hilarious Molls and Ed videos.
Nevermind the people who are sending negative energy toward you or Ed. I think it’s great that you are doing something creative that you enjoy, and you are getting to share it with anyone in the world.
Can’t wait for this Friday’s video!
Hilarious to watch. In fact, I liked the video so much, I went in search of your personal blog hoping to find more hilarious Molls and Ed videos.