This weekend is going to be huge. Jet Set Productions, a porn company that I’ve never heard of that could be important but I’m really just ignorant when it comes to the world of pornography, is set to start filming Getting Levi’s Johnson. And it’s going to be starring this hunk of man that appears above, who goes only by the name “Casey”. Because if you’re only going to have one name, it should be Casey. The “film” however, unlike the Playgirl spread that the real Levi took part in, is going to involve some actual penis. Duh.
This is the best part, you guys. The plot of the flick, from Gawker:
Chris Steele, the head honcho over at Jet Set, gave us a description of the movie, “It is a parody and the story follows our character Levi from his Fleshbot award, to his Peanut commercial, to his Vanity Flair photo shoot, flashes back to his days as a hockey player in Alaska and finally to his spread in Play Dude.” The movie will be available in February or March. Of course we just feel bad for the real-life Levi: someone is already stealing his gay porn thunder.
Well, first of all, that commercial was for pistachios, not peanuts, Chris Steele, head honcho over at Jet Set. Secondly, everything else sounds really, really good and I look forward to seeing it. You know… “It.” You get it, right? I’m talking about fake Levi Johnston dick.
No word yet on when the porno will be released, but I bet it will be filmed in the Valley, which is just over the hill for me. I’m going to have to round up some of my more perverted friends and see what we can hunt down.
Molls, it’s a parody – that’s the point. He didn’t appear in “Vanity Flair” or “Play Dude” either. Yeah it’s a lame parody but I can’t believe you actually missed that. Go get some coffee girl…
Just to clarify – I’m talking about the pistachio thing
Perhaps my tone wasn’t clear, but I understood the joke.
Nevermind, I still love ya Molls :)
DOESN’T MATTER, A NUT IS A NUT….
Peanuts are legumes.
The guy playing Levi looks like a complete tard.
So…fitting?
Hummm…………Levi exposed no penis in Playgirl, and now a professional porn star has to be payed to portray him during sex scenes. If I were the paparazzi I would be hanging out in front of Chaz Bono’s doctors office for the next BIG photo of Levi.
It’s onerous to search out educated folks on this matter, however you sound like you understand what you’re talking about! Thanks