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Who watched Tool Academy? I didn’t, but I’m sure a lot of you did. Wait, that’s a lie. I saw one episode and I thought it was really funny in a sad way. Nevermind. Anyway, I don’t remember this woman but her name is Jamie, she’s a cocktail waitress and LA and she’s the latest woman to step out saying that she had an affair with Tiger Woods that started in April of 2007.
Jamie talked to Us Weekly (I wonder what the going rate for dishing about your celebrity affair is these days, by the way…) and told them that her proof was over 300 texts (damn, hope they have the unlimited plan) and photos. Depending on the nature of these texts and photos, I’d say Tiger’s pretty much screwed. I don’t even get it, man. His wife is a mondo babe. Some people just can’t get enough, you guys.
Jamie claims that she and Tiger had sex over twenty times, which makes me a little sad. Once is an affair, but a mild one. Maybe forgivable. Twenty times is like a mini-relationship. That’s really bad news.
I don’t know if you should call an affair forgivable, but I know what you mean. But over 20 times is damn sure a relationship. No man would do it with the same chick so many times unless he either has no other chicks to choose from(which is not to case obviously) or has something for that woman. Too bad really because I thought he was a good role model, and a good sportsman.
~LIA~
I think it’s a case to case basis, but overall, I agree with you of course.
But over 20 times is damn sure a relationship. Uhhh, maybe not. Maybe she’s just good at Chinese Checkers.
On Tool Academy, this girl Jaime came with her “boyfriend” Shawn. In like the 2nd or 3rd episode during one of the group therapy sessions this other girl, Aida, walks in claiming she is Shawn’s real girlfriend and they have been dating on an off for years. Jaime supposedly met Shawn during one of the “off” periods and he continued to date her when he eventually got back with Aida. Jaime left the show right away and didn’t stay for an explanation really, while the other girl claimed that she still loved Shawn and wanted to work things out. Ugh. She turned out to be just as big of a tool as him and went all crazy Russian mafia on the rest of the guys when they were eliminated. I guess this Jaime girl just wants her 15 min now too…
I want my 1 minute and 5 seconds back that it took me to read your ignorant assed reply.
hahahaha
He certainly seems to have a “type” (in mistresses, anyway) doesn’t he?
Yes, so far they all appear to have vaginas.
ahhahahahahahaha
Unflatteringly long & stringy overly-highlighted hair; fake tan; “hard” appearance and big lips. It’s the slutty take on the California girl look.
She says she has over 300 texts. I’ll believe it when she coughs them up. You people are so fucking gullible. My 93 year old grandmother could say she fucked Tiger Woods and you all would believe it based upon the fact that you believe anything that anyone says. I want proof!
Your 93 year old grandmother fucked Tiger Woods? I don’t want proof.
CNN.com says Jaimeeeee has a recording of Woods phoning her and asking her not to say her own name on her voicemail greeting, just in case his wife tries to call her. So I guess CNN is super fucking gullible, too.
what a hoe!
its sad that the fame hungry shrews are everywhere…..isnt it?