Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Almost Turkey Day!

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My father sends me an email about four times a year. He has fully embraced texting, oddly enough, but this newfangled Internet contraption is still not really his thing. On the other hand, my mother belongs to like 8000 Google groups and probably sends more emails daily than I do, but she refuses to use text messaging. (“Don’t send me one of those things! It costs money!”) Parents are really a laugh a minute.

The point is, when I see an email from my father, I always know it’s going to be good, and the one I got today was no exception. It came in with the subject line “How Pumpkin Pies Are Made” and the message contained only this photo. I laughed so hard; I had to share. It’s the best pumpkin ever. (Although have you seen my Buck-Toothed Hick pumpkin? It’s a close second.)

We’re taking a break from regular posting around here until the weekend. There will be a few posts here and there, but we’re all going to take time to enjoy the holiday with our loved ones. I am actually going to attempt to cook tomorrow, and also my dog has a Santa costume (with a hat!), so, at the very least, there will be funny photos. Enjoy your Thanksgiving holiday, and try not to think about this photo when you’re eating pumpkin pie!

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