Now that Tila Tequila is the fame whore of the day, you’re missing the flannel shirt and greasy hair analysis of Leggings (Lindsay), aren’t you? I’ll see what I can do to hook you up with some Linds pics (her dad seems to have run out of recorded phone calls for now), but in the meantime we have to talk about Tila Tequila’s sex tape.
A clip of Tila “in a very compromising adult position with a naked man” has surfaced on the Internet and the “television personality” — I never know what to call her because I can’t ascertain the source of her fame — isn’t too happy about it. I braved the journey and headed over to the website that has the video and can tell you that it’s a clip of Tila giving some dude a hand/blow job. Do you see the investigative risks I take on your behalf?
Despite Tila’s intentional hours-long naked video stream that aired last week, she’s feeling much more modest today and may even sue the culprit(s). According to her very-busy as of late attorney, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.”
This is the last thing that she needs. Look at all of the reality star careers that have been ruined by the release of sex tapes.
Nobody ever heard about Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, or Kim Kardashian again after sex tapes helped ruin their budding careers.
I personally commend Tila Tequila for giving that poor naked fellow a job in this tough economy.
Wait, are you kidding??! Sex tapes are how stars are MADE. No one really cared about Khloe Kardashian til the infamous tape came out, and after the sex tape Paris’ visibility in the press really took off.
If you don’t already know, google her name and you’ll find all the goods. Videos, too, of her very well naked in “comprimising adult positions”.
What difference would one more video make? She’s probably got an entire collection of VHS tapes of herself doing the dirty.
And why VHS? Because she’s Tila Tequila, and that’s how she rolls.
HOLD UP. HOLD UP. THE DAILY LOHAN FEATURE IS GONE?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
Lindsay Lohan news was/is my absolute favorite. Every time I saw a post about her I lit up. Please bring her back! And to all the haters, look, even if you don’t like her, ya gotta admit she’s entertaining.
Is there anything real on this chick?? Ugly fake tits, ugly fake nails, oh wait there is something, real ugly.
Bai Ling breaks her chopsticks in scorn for this cheap dimwit seeking sympathy and publicity.
Bai Ling breaks her chopsticks in scorn for this cheap dimwit seeking sympathy and publicity.
This girl is a total clown for our amusement :D