The last time I wrote about Sean Penn, his agent sent me a little email and it wasn’t to congratulate me on my wit. Well, I’m back with more Sean Penn news and I wish it was more favorable, yet I’m relieved that I’m not reporting that Sean and Robin Wright are back together again.
Penn’s son, the commode formerly known as Hopper was arrested at his Malibu high school last week. He’s a minor, just 16 years old, so authorities aren’t releasing any details on the charges. Therefore, we can only speculate on where the lad went wrong. I was thinking that maybe he was bagged for painting graffiti on the walls or you know, trying to steal a car. I’m sure it wasn’t um, *sniff* substance-related.
Stay tuned; it’s only a matter of time before the principal an unnamed source comes forth with the real story.
What’s with his hair? He is like the most liberal whack job there is in that town but with that hair he looks the the most conservative, back wood, tobacco chewing GOOBER I’ve seen in some time. That fucker is a mess.
Who is that next to him? His date?
HA! That was too funny for you to remain Anonymous.
The hair looks like a wig to me!!!!
OMG he looks just like my x boyfriend in that picture. What in THE hell was I thinking?! I’m going to be laughing all day. I sure do miss those plugs…
When I read “his son” I had to go back up and look again, cause I could of sworn that was a girl! What is it with guys and their hair?! I am a fan of the military hair cut personally… Ben Afflecks hair in “Pearl Harbor”. Sexy
Man, that looks like my Aunt Hazel’s bad wig.
Maybe Hopper didn’t get arrested, maybe he’s seeking legal emancipation to get away from his dad’s hair – and temper.
I saw this picture last week of Hopper who had a busted nose. Wonder if thats related to his arrest.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/sean_penn/did_seans_son_get_into_a_fight-10312009.php
Wendie-too funny about your letter from Sean Penn’s agent. I guess that means your big time now!
you’re, not your. no wonder you cover your fucking eyes.
Hopper had busted nose? Uh, Sean? Did you do that??
Sean brush for fucking hair!
Hey everybody look, it’s Jeff Spicoli all grown up!
(ref: Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
word up. when you have to ‘splain it, it ain’t worth sayin’ it.
That hair is too funny. Best thing I’ve seen all evening :D
I don’t blame the kid, I feel for him, what kind of example is he getting in watching his father get close and personal with terrorists like Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro?
It’s hard enough to be 16 and do a stupid thing, but because of who his parents are it’s made public for the world to see. I am kind of against going after kids, they are not immune to anything any other kid does but loses the car and is grounded.
Sean went to Venezuela, Tehran and Havana and wrote articles about meeting those leaders first hand for the San Francisco Chronicle and did a great job. He has unique access to people that even journalists can’t get near because of his fame gave some valuable insight into one man’s meeting as a private citizen and he reported on his trips. Is it bad to want to get information first hand and then share that information with a large group of American’s who might be interested in experiences other than what we were getting at the time, or carefully orchestrated press junkets where the questions asked were all vetted first?
I guess most people would be happy to have the old Russian system of TASS where the government told you what you needed to know, nothing deviated from that. God forbid people who can go and investigate for themselves and let others know what they found out. Hey how about a one party system!
Baaaaaaad wig
I knew that screwy looking do looked familiar.
It is Sideshow Bob’s from the Simpsons!
I have never in my life understood the appeal of Sean Penn. He’s not nearly as talented an actor as people give him credit for.
And he’s homely!! Always has been to me. Lord, that nose. He looks like a mean, little bird.
I pity his son. What kind of a name is Hopper? Sounds like the nickname of a meth addict.