The cover of Adam Lambert’s upcoming record was released today and… um… Woah. That’s some sparkly shit right there. That’s some really amazingly glittery, fabulous, Photoshopped stuff.
As for the album itself, I’m sure it’s not going to disappoint Lambert fans and American Idol die hards… but can you believe that album cover? Somewhere across the pond Elton John is looking at that thing and thinking that he needs to step his homo game up. Good lord.
gotta admit……he can WORK IT!
I like Adam and all but that’s a lil’ too much.
I agree. Adam meets Glitter by Mariah!
ok, so the lambert is very pretty and stuff, but this albumcover reminds me of Brooke Hogan’s cover and I’m pretty sure that’s not a good sign. It looks cheap… pretty but cheap.
haha I was thinking cheesy. Cheap – cheesy, whats the difference. Jesus Christ…you think he could have toned it down…been subtle.
jeffrey star anyone…….
I was totally gonna say something to that effect!
Adam does it well, but Jeffree was first (and rocks it harder!)
Are you sure that isn’t Pink??
I totally thought that when I first saw it!
same!
I agree. I like his make up. It looks pretty.
Agreed!
Shit, all we need is a unicorn! I love ’em none the less….and the Details spread made up for the lack of hetro…
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/i_thought_adam_lambert_was_gay.php
You know, I still am actually upset that he didn’t take the offer that Queen gave him. I think he would have made a great front man for that band.
too bad. :(
Don’t fret Antonio, it would just be so redundant for him to take a gig with a band named Queen. He’s holding out for “The Cocksucker Five”, as they’re down to four members after Justin Timberlake went solo.
Actually they are down to three members now. Clay Aiken just went into the hospital with a severe case of sepsis after his lower intestine was ruptured by a 21 inch dildo while trying to break the record held by Richard Gere.
reminds me of the david bowie “hunky dory” album cover. not done as well, but still reminiscent.
I’d rather my bible thumping mother in law catch me walking out of a gay porn store wearing a strap on, a ball gag, and holding hands with a pantless priest walking a pink poodle than be seen leaving a record store with this idiots new cd. He should have just called it “Stretch my Anus”.
hahahahahahaha
Funny stuff. This comment actually reminded me of the funny, profane Eddie Murphy of yesteryear.
Who thought this was a good idea for his CD cover?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..*CONTINUES till I throw up*
ahahahahaha
this reminds me of those unicorns shirts that usually sat off the shoulder from when i was growing up.
wow.
He’s a Solid Gold Dancer!
Oh dude!! I totally thought that was Pink until I took a closer look!
Oh dude, I guess you don’t read other posts as this was mentioned long before your light bulb when off.
The only thing missing is a penis coming out of his mouth….
A penis coming out of his mouth? Yum! Sounds like a kinky new version of Alien! I’m all over that, buddy boy.
the space background looks very similar to that of bat for lashes!!
i heart that fucking band. you just registered a 10 on my cool meter with that one, turd burglar.
Does anybody remember when Ellen first came out and she had that sitcom and every single episode became about her being gay? This album cover reminds me of that. Yeah, Adam, we know you’re gay. You’re very pretty and you look great in makeup with a bit of airbrushing. Now move on. Make good music, packaged in something that is fresh, new and reflects more of your entire personality-not just the gay part of it.
This has been a dream of his ever since he was a little boy.
That’s the only explanation for this.
To produce an album cover other little homo’s want to squirt their milk all over?
I think it’s a bit much. Who told him this cover would market well to a general population? I like his music, but straight guys and girls might be uncomfortable buying an album with this cover. (lol—this ISN”T the 1980’s!)
when I first saw this I thought it’s a girl!
technically it is a girl.
Only when he/she’s buttvag is facing the right way.
Any port in a storm is what the sailors say. And based on the cd cover, this port is plenty big to anchor any ship in.
I guess I’m the only one who was miiiiiildly offended by the use of the word “homo” in this post.
Right on! I too was offended by the word just like you were. I was also offended by the words “sparkly”, “glittery”, “fabulous” and “Elton John” in this post as well.
I was mostly offended by the word “pond”.
My brother drowned in one as a child.
The pond was in Spain.
My brothers name was Daniel.
My name is Levon, by the way.
May be time to start issuing Lambert Alerts.
He looks like Pink and Boy George had a kid together. Pink George? Boy Adam?
At least he’s pretty!
What is with the pose. It is like he is saying….” Dude I have one fucking horrible headache”.
wow… I designed a tribute album for my mom’s best friends (who passed away last year from HIV) and honestly it looked EXACTLY like this. I mean not the face/makeup lol… but same font/colors/glows, etc… its weird really