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My best friend Ed and I were recently talking about Levi Johnston posing for Playgirl and Ed threw down the gauntlet like this “Show a dick or get lost.” Well, I’m guessing that Levi heard our prayers from the inside of Ed’s car at the In and Out Burger drive through because Levi’s agent is reporting that there’s about a 90% chance that Levi’s spread in December’s Playgirl will include full-frontal nudity. Damn! Gotta wonder how the Palin’s feel about that. (My money’s on “not happy”.)
Levi hired a trainer to help him get in to extra good shape for the shoot, which should be going down in just a couple of weeks. The trainer suggested that he eat moose meat because it’s full of the right proteins. Of course Levi, an avid hunter, already has plenty of that on his hands.
I also hope that after this spread Levi bows out of the limelight for a minute, because there’s only two ways this can go: He can back off, try and be normal while saving that money he makes from the Playgirl spread and maybe get a real job OR he can be on Celebrity Rehab in two years. Those are his choices: be normal or Celebrity Rehab.
“Those are his choices: be normal or Celebrity Rehab.”
Haha!
He’s super hot.
Sorry – stopped reading after ‘drive threw’
no, you didn’t
Yes she did. She had a first grader she had to go bitch slap for spelled cunt instead of cant.
Guess that got fixed, unfortunately I only got as far as the “Palin’s” instead of “Palins” because dontcha know, anything that ends in an “s” MUST be an apostrophe. Beet must be purposely hiring crappy writers so we will miss her more!! It’s working. Misspellings, bad grammar and weird back-and-forth between writing styles do not make this fun to read and it really used to be! It sucks when something really good, and good quality, slowly turns into runny poo.
agreed. if only Wendie could write all the time…
You Do Not have to be such a little bitch. It is one simple grammer error. When you have to run a web-site you have to put stuff out there fast and sometimes mistakes happen. O and tony if you could maybe capatilize your i in IF. And Lee im failry sure DONTCHA is not even a word. So, why don’t we correct our own grammer mistakes before we go criticizing someone elses.
i seriously seriously hope this post is being ironic, because you spelled fairly wrong, and grammar wrong both times.
Johnston’s Johnson. Has a nice ring to it!
There is a third choice…low budget porn
Looks like Levi already has the douche tattoo on his forearm.
When they do full frontal, is it hard or flacid? Either option is disturbing.
usually flacid I was in playgirl hon yeah riht well sure it’s true but the hard stuff (no pun intended) is usually for the hardcore sex or sex on sex or fags on fags magazines
so i would say flacid is the short answer to your question hon
Kathy Griffin does.
I do! I want to see anybody’s dick.
how well hung is he?
“How well hung is he”?
Don’t you know why all the girls are so attracted to him?
He is all dick. 100% pure American Dick.
Hey, all you chicks, if u want to see a big dick, you send me pictures of yourself nude, and if you want you can get a nude of me, I’ve got a six pack and my dick is avaliable. Nude of you send to lightning_190@live.com my nude will be better if I’ve got a hot pic of you to get hard on! So, be dirty AND don’t hold back!!! Make me wanna fuck you, espically you Judy!!!
The govt. is need to not be liable for offering us health care.
@Markus I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?
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