Tobey Maguire, his wife Jennifer and their kids went to Mr. Bone’s Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles today (and thankfully this fucking Halloween bullshit will be over before we know it because I’ve about had it up to here with looking at pictures of famous people and their dumb babies picking out pumpkins.) They looked like a normal family (except of course for the fact that they were being photographed the whole time), down to dad awkwardly pushing a huge stoller and their little girl picking her nose and pouting. Really, what’s more American than that?
The babies aren’t dumb, you stupid, stupid girl.
Say anything you want about the adults (as per usual), but babies aren’t dumb.
Yeah, sounds like someone’s biological clock is ticking insipidly and ironically — right in Molly’s face. Jealous, much? You want to talk about stupid, you stupid girl (yes, I’m totally quoting from Sheila, whom I couldn’t agree with more), take a look in the mirror and at your slowly aging self, growing more bitter and disconnected as the days go by. “Dumb babies.” Moronic, talentless wretch.
Yikes, guys! Sorry if you took it as me seriously calling the babies dumb, “dumb babies” is a pretty common expression in my world. I never insult children. Hell, look at the Noah Cyrus post above. I didn’t take a lot of shots a whole ton of meaner people would have.
And yes, this whole post was driven by my burning desire to procreate.
Dumb babies isn’t an insult? Then what the hell is it?
Don’t worry Molls, we know you don’t really want to kill babies.
molls, your an idiot. Think before you write (unlike Wendie)
People are just looking to attack you, Molls, because you haven’t made some seriously stupid posts like others (ie Wendie, Kelly). In fact most of your posts are awesome and really funny. And the title of this post had me cracking up.
So you’re a baby hater too? Shame!!!
So you’re an idiot too? Shame!!!