Back in July, Limp Bizkit’s frontman Fred Durst was scheduled to be married. He called it off at the last minute, claiming “cold feet”. Then he went crawling back to his jilted girlfriend, she took him back and they tied the knot. Listen, if your man heads for the hills at the thought of your wedding day, do not marry him! You cannot enter into a (hopefully!) lifelong union feeling hesitant. Carrie Bradshaw, are you listening?
Anyway, Fred married Esther Nazarov in July and last month made his Twitter announcement that they “fell apart” and their relationship could not be fixed. Yesterday, Durst filed for divorce in Los Angeles, thus legally calling for an end to a ninety-day union that just didn’t have the strength to go on.
I’d wish Esther good luck and a huge settlement, but since Durst hasn’t sold an album since George W. Bush’s first year of presidency, I’m not feeling too optimistic.
Wow. Time has not been kind to ol’ Freddy, there.
(resists urge to make ‘nookie’ reference – I am impressed you resisted as well, Wendie!)
Why would, or should she get anything? What vast wealth did she give up in the last 90 days that she should deserve one penny?
The only way women can ever be thought of as equals is to be treated as equals and accept it as personal responsibility. Any 90 marriage that gets a woman a lot of money sets equality back farther.
It’s so sad to hear of a good musician going through a messy divorce.
That’s probably why it’s not so sad to hear that this is happening to Fred Durst.
“I Have Food In My Freezer That Lasted Longer”
HAHAHAHA. Best headline ever.
And “Carrie Bradshaw are you listening?”
Hahahahaha. Honestly.
Wendie, this post was so funny.
do i see some squashed, downward pointing nipple here?
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Oh,yeah. The sanctity of marriage that would be tarnished by gays and lesbians being allowed to legally married!!! Puhleeeeze!