Enjoy this moment, folks, because it won’t last long. For a brief, shining moment in time, Heidi Klum is without fetus. That’s because she gave birth to her 800th baby, a girl, on October 9. I think it’s funny that her husband is named Seal, because she has the gestation period of a whale. This woman is just perennially knocked up. Seal released the following statement on Monday night. I have added my own notes in parentheses.
It’s difficult to imagine loving another child as much as you love your existing children. [Even the all-white one?] Anyone who has a family will tell you this. [Michael Lohan would tell you he loves Lindsay most, and when Jon Gosselin drinks he admits Alexis is his favorite.] Where will one find that extra love? [Your wife has some room in her uterus now; check there.] If you love your existing children with all of your heart, how then can one possibly find more heart with which to love another? [Once again: Use uterus space instead.] On Friday, Oct. 9, 2009, at 7:46 p.m., the answer to this question came in the form of our fourth child and second daughter. [I hope you gave her a girl name.] Lou Sulola Samuel was born, and from the moment she looked into both of our eyes, it was endless love at first sight. [You did not give her a girl name.] She is beautiful beyond words and we are happy that she chose us to watch her grow over the coming years.
Congrats to the happy family. I’d celebrate by running a photo of a not-pregnant Heidi, but I’m not sure we have any.
LOL! These articles today are really funny :D
Haha. You’re making my morning, Beet.
Heyyy nothing wrong with having four kids. =] That’s what my mom did. I love my family’s size.
There’s nothing funny here, just your vicious and completely uninformed crap. Seal’s never once indicated he treats Leni differently than the two boys and your snide little “even the all white one?” isn’t even close to funny, it’s repulsive. Hahahahaaa, I bet he hates that kid, right? HAHAHAHAAA. You make me sick.
Pee ess, every other even vaguely competent site has noted the 500 interviews where Klum noted she didn’t intend to have any more kids, and four was enough. I don’t want to intrude on your hateful unfunny ‘edgy’ crap with actual facts or anything so I’ll stop there.
Why would you spell out P.S. like that?
Is that some of your unfunny ‘edgy’ crap?
you’re seriously attacking someone who made the obvious point that that comment was racist? you’re trash.
I think the “all white” comment was alluding to the fact that Leni is obviously not Seal’s biological child and had nothing to with racism. I’m so sick of people pulling the ‘racist’ card all the time. And I’m black, so it’s not just white people that are sick of it.
Chill out, take it easy, and understand that this is a damn gossip site
Agreed. I’m black, too, and all this “you’re racist” shit needs to stop. Sure, there are times when racism needs to be addressed, but this is not one of them. She didn’t mean it as “Seal doesn’t love his white child because he’s white,” she meant it as “the child is not Seal’s biological child, making him “harder” to love.” It was a joke. Obviously, Heidi and Seal love all their children equally. People need to stop reading so much into comments like this. As long as we keep pulling up the “racism” card with petty, non-racist comments like this, there is no way we are going to be able to move on from the past. Again, it was a joke. I laughed. Take a chill pill.
Congratulations to Heid and Seal on the latest addition to their family.
Congratulations to Heidi and Seal on the latest addition to their family.
What is with giving their kids REALLY long names and the girls traditionally boy names: “Leni” and “Lou…Samuel”? Those aren’t even like the traditional names which can be neutral like Courtney, Kelly, Leslie, Robin or Chris. I’m not sure what is worst, crazy names like Pilot Inspektor or classically boy names for girls! Now its time for every female reader named “Ryan” or some other boy name to comment about how they love their unusual name.
Samuel is Seal’s last name
leni is pronounced “laney” like a girl’s name.
Wow. that picture is awesome. How she will get her stomach flat again after being streched out THAT far is amazing. Gives me hope when I some day pop out my kiddos.
:)
i agree with the previous comment – what’s with the “even the white one” comment?! for being written by feminist women, this blog is pretty f-ing racist. way to go, evilbeet!
wow, the “even the all white one” comment was shocking. i had to scroll up and see if molls wrote this.
chill people. cheers beet, that gave me a good laugh.
HAHAHA one of your best headlines Beet!
I definitely laughed out loud at this — good one.
Maybe Heidi thinks if she gives her daughter a boy name she’ll grow up to be butch.
Anyone seen the models on Project Runway? They’re pretty fug. No one can be prettier than Heidi on her show, so why should anyone be prettier than her in her life?
That’s the biggest load of shit that you just spewed out.
Well if I had a wife as hot as Heidi, I’d keep her knocked up too. Pregnant women are hot, and I hear they get horny when they are pregnant too
Oh and those parenthetical parts are hilarious.
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