Hope this doesn’t kill your Joan Boners, but Christina Hendricks is officially off the market, people. The Mad Men star tied the knot yesterday with Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco Restaurant in New York City. The two met last year through Christina’s Mad Men co-star, Vincent Kartheiser, so that’s where you should send your hate mail. Hendricks, who could likely nab any dress she wanted chose the very first that she tried on, a Carolina Herrera number that she described as “magnificent.”
Also, I feel I should point out that I was raised in the kind of home where it’s not nice to say that someone’s ugly, so let’s just put it this way: Geoffrey looks like he’s probably a really nice guy.
He looks like JLo’s hubby Skeletor’s low life out of wedlock brother..
Oh hell Molls, I will just go ahead and say it for you…that fucker is UGLY. But I would also like to point out that he is an incredibly LUCKY SOB because she is smokin hot.
Wasn’t he in Super Troopers?!
Hahah YES! The guy who sat in the back seat and ate all the weed and shrooms haha.
Hahahaha, yeah, he’s the “Snozberries taste like snozberries” (while he’s licking the window) guy. Who doesn’t love that movie!
yes! “CANDYBARS!!” lol
Molls: always speaking the language of us guys!!!!!
(haha!!! “Joan Boners”! ; )
I just ran into my husband’s office yelling “joan married snozberries! JOAN MARRIED SNOZBERRIES!”
that is so awesome/random/hilarious!!
Some couples just boggle the mind….
What is up with all these beautiful strong women dating/marrying ugly guys?!?! Emmy, Katy Perrty, now Joan!!
Ew! What is up with all these beautiful women dating/marrying ugly guys?! Emmy, Katy, and now this…
whoa, i see now why she never smiles. keep doing that, christina.
Don’t be so cynical. He’s not ugly (although I guess by Hollywood standards, average IS ugly). She is obviously in love and happy.
I remember him from Undeclared and was very very funny (and kind of cute, too, if you ignore the annoying celebrity impersonations…which was kind of the point of the episode).
He was in Garden State too…he had a funny part. (pointless comment)
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Why does he look so wet?
He looks like Kirk Hammett, but with short hair. And soaked in urine