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A Very Vintage Quotables

“To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.”

Absorb this statement, really let it sink in.  Then jump.

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That’s Nicole Kidman talking about her face.  Oh, and this picture was taken last night.  It’s what reminded me of just how fucking natural Nicole Kidman’s face is.

Sure, the logical thing is to think, “Maybe she was natural when she made the comment and isn’t any longer,” but she’s still keeping up with the denials.  Liar.

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  • that is fucking funny, man… thanks.

    i’ve never been a fan of nicole kidman’s look… but she’s downright fucking scary at this point.

    like a walking wax figure. maybe that’s what she meant – that wax is a natural substance.

  • At least she is going back to the red (sort of). She looks amazing with her red curls, and I hate that she’s been rocking that yellow Barbie hair for years.

  • just as smoking, drinking & drugs destroys your looks, so does excessive botox & fillers. No wonder doesn’t get offered roles anymore, how can you act if you can show any expression. I can’t stand how celebs think that we are all so naive to beleive their denials when they are asked about it (Demi Moore also). It makes them seem as ridiculous as their fish sphincter tight faces.

  • Yup Botox does make one look all shiny and waxy doesn’t it? She must think we the public are stooopid!

  • Frightening. She really does look like she’s a wax figure.. I saw these earlier and still wasn’t convinced they were of HER and not a wax statue of her

  • I hafta say, redheads and strawberry blondes have fragile skin and seem to age faster. Her comment was made a long time ago, because I recalled it, but she has definitely tweaked the face since then. The hair looks better than it has in years.

  • I knew it! I knew it had to be the absolute last person in the world who should be saying that quote. It was either her or Jocelyn Wildenstein.

  • Natural, mmm ok sure Nicole we believe you. I’m sure your eyebrows are naturally hiked like they are tethered at the back of your head!
    Tell the truth you phony liar!!!

  • She looks inhuman. When I first saw this picture, I thought it was of her as a wax figure, seriously.
    Why lie if it’s that obvious?

  • And the funniest thing about this is, if you go to youtube and type Nicole Kidman smoking, guess what you get? A few roles that she lights one up in and then a press conference where she’s smoking cancersticks!

    I guess when she said this she forget to say “Anymore.”

  • There was that video floating around the internet about a year or two ago (that got yanked!) of her smoking at a press conference with a few other actors!

  • I don’t usually call someone a liar that I don’t know, but this is bull shit. How old is she? 45? 50? There’s nothing natural on her. Come on!

  • It’s a new ‘trick’ people are using these days where you pull your hair back into such a tight ponytail that it pulls the wrinkles out of your face.