I am trying to come up with something funny to say about the fact that Nick Nolte’s 23-year-old son, Brawley, was arrested on PCH for DUI on Tuesday afternoon (afternoon?), but I don’t stand a chance in hell of coming up with something better than what Alex Blagg posted on his Twitter:
Nick Nolte’s son was arrested for DUI, too. He should do a reality show with dad called “So Noltorious.”
There you have it. I admit when I’ve been beat. Although I will add that, when you know you’re an alcoholic and you still go ahead and name your biological child “Brawley,” you gotta know that kid doesn’t stand a chance.
Get your ass into treatment, “Brawley,” so you don’t have to pose for mug shots for twenty more years like your dad did.
Further evidence that alchoholism is an inherited trait.