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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Are Engaged. Maybe.

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If the NY Post is to be believed, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are set to tie the knot.  Remember how many times we were told that Jennifer Aniston was marrying Vince Vaughn/ex-husband Brad Pitt/Jason Lewis/Courteney Cox/the sperm donor of the twins she was expecting … and it’s never true.

I think that engagement rumors are the natural follow-up to pregnancy rumors.  Of course, Penelope is denying all the baby rumors and I’ve posted a picture taken of her on September 11th so you can all see how totally and completely not pregnant she is.  Ahem.

It was only August when Cruz was saying that she wasn’t sure that she believed in marriage, which could be a quote she threw out to throw the media off her track.

In conclusion, it’s way too taxing to try and figure out what’s true and what’s false with these two.  I highly suspect that there could be a head crowning out of Penelope Cruz’s snatch and we’ll still be hearing that there’s “no truth to that rumor”.

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  • I think the confusion could stem from the fact that Spanish people get WAY less excited about engagement and marriage than Americans do. Marriage is pretty out of fashion in Spain, actually, especially among liberal folks like Javi and Penelope. If they ever do get married, I expect it to be a pretty low-key affair. None of this big-white-dress crap.

  • I think you’re SO wrong, specially when we are talking about two of the most famous people in Spain. There has been a lot of rumors about her pregnancy and wedding, and I know what I’m talking about, because I’m Spanish and I’ve seen it on TV and on the magazines.

  • “…because I’m Spanish and I’ve seen it on TV and in the magazines (Iknow what I’m talking about)…’ has got to be one of the stupidest comments I have heard.

    • Sorry for being so stupid for you ajaks, but I think I misunderstood jkate’s comment. I thoght she was saying that Spanish people get way less excited about celebrities’ wedding/pregnancy rumors. So I commented what I see on TV and magazines. I guess I was wrong, now that I reread jkate’s comment.

      ajaks, you could ask before insulting someone.

  • ¡¡Muchas Felicidades!! Congratulations! I’m happy for the two make a good couple. I hope they’re
    much time together. Greetings