For the newest helping of bullshit served straight from the Gosselin family, Jon is back from his trip to the restaurant every fame whore goes to when they want to eat mediocre salads and be seen The Ivy and talking to The Insider about his (can’t happen too) soon-to-be-ex’s allegations that he emptied their bank account last week.
Bottom line? He denies it. He claims that he withdrew $22,000 last Thursday and has withdrawn $177,000 — his “paycheck” — over the past year which represents less than 10 percent of their earnings over the past four years. According to Douchon — that’s totally my new name for him — Kate is over-dramatizing their financial straits (they have 11 bank accounts) and he also alleges that she’s hiding money.
Of course, Jon expresses his deep regret at being forced to divulge all these personal details. Jon and Kate must be so exhausted always having a gun held to their heads. You know, the gun that prevents them from just shutting the fuck up and not saying one, single, solitary word about the other party. That would just be too mature simple though, wouldn’t it?
At this point, I’ve just resigned myself to a lifetime of Gosselin stories. Jon’s new marriage, Kate on a date, the kids as they methodically enter rehab one by one. Will the photo and story ops never end?
Wendie!! I think we take a road trip find Douchon(love that) and we kick his ass! He totally needs an ass kicking. He may someday thank us. Are you in? I am going to gas up the van!!!
Isn’t the Ivy in California? I thought he lived in Manhattan now….he’s just flying around eating lunch all over the place and spending his kid’s money? Shouldn’t he be in hiding….in a hole somewhere so we don’t have to look at his puffy face anymore.
God you nailed it! Loved what you said. Both these “adults” (look the definition up Khate & Yawn) do not deserve to be “parents (again look the definition up Khate & Yawn) to 8 innocent children. Who cares about their frickin divorce, he said, she said, he stoke, she stole. What about your children?? Remember them??? Geez “childfren” (look the definition…….
sorry my computer’s spell check is still in shock and awe after having to read all about khate & yawn lol
If Jon is really being advised by a predatory and unethical lawyer, he’s in a heap of trouble. I can’t help but wonder who advised him to work with this new guy, since his old lawyer quit. Michael Lohan, perhaps? And why did the previous lawyer quit?
It sounds like Jon’s going to get his clock cleaned in a hurry and may lose joint custody of his kids if he doesn’t behave more sensibly. He’s like a rudderless ship heading for the rocks.
I can’t believe anybody finds anything about this guy or his ex-wife even remotely interesting.
K8: What Happened to ‘taking the high road’ and ‘dealing with this privately’?
Same song, second verse, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.
Please GO AWAY.
Why would anyone care what Kate’s response is. She says one thing on interview shows and tries to come off as this “single mom” who is struggling and heartbroken. Then she shows up at a charity fundraiser and completely diss’s everyone in sight.
Who cares already????? She is driven around in stretch limos, makes outrageous demands to be treated like a celebrity diva who’s only contribution to this life was having a clown car utereus.
Will she and her thunder thighs and her fat porky husband just go away. Hello They have 11 banK accounts
Kate:
Plastic surgery scar it’s big!
EGO it’s big!
starbucks habit it’s big!
Steve it’s big!
Foot in Mouth it’s big!
Possum Head it’s big!
Showcasing Breasts Today at P.F. Chang’s with Blue Top and Sweater Coat and Skirt it’s big!
Jon shutting down production! it’s big!!!
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Tiffany Earrings for Mady and Cara: 300.00 each
Ed Hardy Shirt XL: 75.00
Customized Motorcycle from O.C. Chopper: 150,000
Jon shutting down the film production of the Gosselin 8 is:
PRICELESS!!!
he’s dreadful t-shirts cost 75$ ?!?!?!?!? WTF
Kate has other bank accounts & has been siphoning off money all along. J & K have 11 bank accounts between the two of them. Read The Insider interview with Jon … this story has been all Kate, all the time – she is an idiot.
Well, so’s he, but for her to go on Today & call in to The View & cry big crocodile tears, saying that she’ll work at McDonald’s, blah blah blah – she’s a registered nurse, for pete’s sake! What a phony …
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/05/jon-and-kate-gosselin-plus-8-house-mortgage-tlc/#ixzz0T6fLe0Iy
Amen to that. These “reality” stars are so out touch. Reality is that most of us would love to have the problem of having 240.000 dollars in cash for somebody to take. Does she really think anybody beleives she would let anyone get one over on her, especially old Jonny boy? Right. Next thing we’ll see is her scrubbing toilets at some dive bar and serving the baby cash cows government cheese sandwiches. Message to J & K:Its called shame, get some.
Free beds
– Front-loader washing machines
– New furniture
– Free solar panels for “Going Green” episode
– Clothes from Gymboree and Gap
– Mady & Cara birthday at American Girl Place (2 dolls and birthday package for 2 adults & 2 kids): $710
– Trip to Florida Keys for Jon’s 30th birthday
– Tickets to Dutch Wonderland amusement park: $309.50
– 1/2 an organic cow from Natural Acres Farm: $1,395.00
– Tickets to Philadelphia Zoo: $104.00
– Tickets to Walt Disney World: $654.00 per day
– Utah house rental (estimate: $5,000), ski lift tickets ($72 for six days), ski school lessons ($140 per child)
– Upright piano, which they got rid of when they moved into their new $1.1 million home: $5,550-$6,350
– Violin: $100-$300
– Old house re-carpeted
– Crayola Factory Tour: $90.00
– Teeth Whitening (for Jon and Kate): $1,310 (average price for 2 adults)
– Hair plugs (Jon): $5,200 (average cost)
– Sesame Street Place tickets: $509.50
– Day with Thomas the Tank Engine: $180.00
– Beach trip to North Carolina, house rental, Jeep tour
– Sight & Sound Christian Theatre tickets: $236.00
– SkyBox at Phillies game
– LegoLand tickets: $550.00
– San Diego Zoo tickets: $278.00
– Grand Wailea Resort (Hawaii) for 2008 vow renewal: Suites range from $725-$1,080 per night
– Two purebred German Shepherd puppies: $1,000-$3,000 per dog
– Please Touch Museum tickets: $150.00
– Giants grocery store: $5,000 in gift cards and a year’s supply of diapers ITS NEVER GOING TO BE ENOUGH FOR KATE>>> EVER
LMFAO.. what are you an auditor? Most of those things were given to them for free as endorsements packages for the show. It’s not like they were squandering their children’s college funds.
I think you need help for a very obvious j & K addiction
I think they were saying they got all this free– and all Kate knows is: Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.
Are you one of the pissed-off aunts or uncles? Jeez…
“I’ve never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the banking,” he said. “Over the past four years of doing the show, we accrued $2,250,000. She says in the past week I took $230,000. I have withdrawn roughly $177,000 over the course of a year, which is less than 10 percent of what we made. That’s like my paycheck.”
Jon goes on to say that he suspects his wife is the one whose numbers don’t add up.
“She’s hiding money,” he said. “We have 11 bank accounts. That was just our joint account. She had a best-selling book. Where’s that million dollars? I believe she’s incriminating herself and not thinking clearly. She’s wanting me to look bad. I didn’t want these things to come public. I didn’t want this to be embarrassing for her.”
So he’s renting a New York apartment, bought 500 dollar shoes, two new cars, a Porsche for his girlfriend, and he’s only taken out $177,000? No fucking way.
I feel so sorry for their children. I mean the teachers cannot guard everything they hear from other kids. I can hear their questions now.. What is jail bait? What does it mean, getting back doored? What is a possum head, and why is it angry? Can they giving us back to the breeder like our dogs? And when the teacher says no honey they cannot do that.. do the lil Gosslin’s cry more? I know I would. I wonder how long it will be till they try to divorce their parents, and they rename the show just “8”?
i don’t get it. why did she marry him? and more important, why did she have 8 kids with this a-hole?
i wouldn’t buy a hamster with that dude.
OK So I know Jon is a complete tubby bastard who did all the wrong things in the wrong order, and could have totally had the world on his side if he didn’t do such ridiculous shit and fuck every 23 year old he could find…BUT, I’m so sick of everyone taking Kate’s side and believing her bullshit. There is NO WAY IN HELL that this bitch only has $1000 to her name…NO WAY. They make $75 grand an episode, plus she has a best selling book(s), book tours/signings, appearances, etc. How does she manage to pay for that mansion, designer (ugly) clothes, tanning, botox, etc? Her hair alone must cost a fortune to keep in that position. This whole “poor me. I’m a desolate single mother” bullshit is the same crap she pulled in the beginning in order to get churches and house wives to open their pocket books and donate money to the poor lady of 8. Except this time it doesn’t make sense because you can’t claim your children are starving and then leave the Today show in a Limo with an entourage. She is a sick bitch, who will work those kids till their is nothing left of them. She needs to realize that she doesn’t need the TV show to survive. Plenty of people with lots of children have real jobs. She just needs the TV show in order to live an extravagant life. I hope the show never comes on the air and she does end up working at McDonalds. Although I don’t know if her backwards mullet could handle the visor.
So true about Kate! She’s a self-entitled bitch. “Poor little me! I won’t be able to afford the luxuries I’ve come accustomed to!” She and Jon both need to get off their self-entitled high horses. They have absolutely no pity from me.
Let me see –
How to survive without shoving your kids on TV for all their intimate moments…
1. Go back to nursing Kate
2. Jon get a job that doesn’t involve your kids.
3. Invest your money wisely
4. If there is a market for it, sign up with a ghostwriter to write more books for you and do the book tour circuit and appearances
5. Move the kids to a smaller house with less acreage
6. Send the kids to public school
7. Give up being a diva and the associated lifestyle of stretch limos, regular spa days, and numerous vacations.
Do a yearly update magazine shoot with a non-tabloid magazine, just to see how the kids are doing. No bodily functions, no putting any of the kids or the parents down… just a positive upbeat story.
Amen. Nuff said.
Can EB please put a ban on Jon and Kate – just like THE COUPLE THAT SHALL NEVER EVER BE MENTIONED
I really don’t like Jon, and I am getting SO tired of reading about all their problems! Their poor kids, do they even have a fighting chance to be normal?!?!
Get these two off the air. They need to be private about these matters. Bashing each other on t.v. and in the taloids is not the answer. Sit down with a mediator and work things out privately. This is sooo embarassing for your children. Both are spending money like it will never end. Kate has been on numerous vacations and staying in resorts that cost up to three thousand per night. New cars and kitchen remodals are not needed. Money should only be for bills and modest living expenses the rest should go to the children’s future. These two are living way beyond their means. Stop traveling so much Kate and when you have the kids stay home with them. Your kids are being raised by nannies. The children will not want to spend time with you when they get older, enjoy them NOW.