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That’s One Hell of a Monthly Minimum Payment

Nicolas Cage is Broker than Every Swimming Record that's Ever Met Up with Michael Phelps

Nicolas Cage is being sued by his bank after not making payments on his line of credit. Apparently the bank extended a $2 million line of credit to the actor and he agreed to make payments of $12,000 a month. He hasn’t made a payment on the account since May, and now the bank is invoking its right to demand the full balance immediately.

And you thought your credit card debt was bad. This makes me feel really, really good about being only $3,000 in the hole.

Cage has been attempting to liquidate his assets, including a bunch of real estate, in an effort to pay off his debts. When I went to New Orleans a few weeks ago, I took one of those historic ghost tours, and guess whose mansion was the primary stop? Apparently Cage’s three story French Quarter mansion is a bargain at $3.5 million, but no one will touch it because of the crazy, horrific  shit that is rumored to have gone on there– buckets of brains, intestines nailed to the floor, and a lot of other macabre stuff that is almsot as inhuman as Cage’s acting.

Kick ’em when they’re down! Bam!

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