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“I used to have to dress up as a banana…I had the option of apple or banana. I always went with banana because it was thinner.”

Megan Fox in Nylon’s October issue interview.

Please, oh please let a picture of Megan Fox working at a smoothie bar surface.  I need to see her dressed as a Chiquita.  Also, is anyone working on a coffee table book of Megan Fox quotes?  Because I really think it would be a best seller … especially if you can get your hands on that banana pic.

She’s amazing.  Of course, when I say “amazing” you know that I mean “imbecilic”.

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  • I think she’s crazy like a fox. I love her big mouth – her unguarded speech. I wish more famous-types spoke a bit more truth and less of the mealy-mouthed prudent lies like “I’m saddened and disappointed” when what you mean is “I’m in a towering rage and out for blood.”

    • Agreed totally. I mean, obviously she is a complete attention whore, and says pretty much everything for shock value, but she’s funny and entertaining. Bitch gives good interview.

  • Megan Fox worked as a mascot for the Bluth family’s Frozen Banana Stand? They just made a big mistake.

  • I’m guessing that Megan prefers the “open mouth” rather than the “casting couch” type of audition.

  • I know you guys try really hard to make her look (physically) stupid.. But she always looks sooo good! It’s so unfair!!!
    oh, well.. at least she’s dumb!