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Beet’s Girlfriend And Wendie’s Boyfriend Join Forces to Mildly Amuse Us

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell Funny or Die has come out with another one of their "Not-So-Funny But I Don't Feel Like Dying" videos and this one is about the healthcare crisis in the US.  It doesn't matter what it's about -- Jon Hamm is in it.  What else do you need to know?  Beet's favorite, Olivia Wilde, is in it as well, but did I mention about Jon Hamm?  When I'm not busy having a completely immoral, extra-marital affair with John Krasinski, Hamm's my man. Also in the...

The Invention of Lying Premiere

58443696jengarner9222009105239am Last night was the premiere of The Invention of Lying or as I see it, last night was was the night that Jennifer Garner let everyone know that she does like Ricky Gervais but does not like Rob Lowe. Clearly, Jennifer has her pre-baby body back into fighting form.  She wore an absolutely beautiful sheath dress by Gucci that is hand-embroidered and beaded.  Speaking of looking svelte, check out Ricky Gervais, huh?  Though he's been known for pissing off fat people everywhere, he was always a little stout himself.  Not so much anymore.  Oh,  and ...

Anna Nicole’s Doctor Details Revealed

5350941annanicolesmith9222009102846am Now that the criminal trial against Anna Nicole Smith's doctors is moving forward, more details are coming out about Anna, her drug use and her inappropriate relationships with her medical caretakers. Papers filed by the State of California claim that Anna's psychiatrist Khristine Eroshevich and internist Sandeep Kapoor both had inappropriate sexual contact with their patient.  Authorities found pictures of Anna and Khristine naked, embracing each other in a bathtub as well as video of An...

Tori Amos Will Release Holiday Album, Is Also Totally Pregnant

58399694tori_amos_pregnant_photo9222009123044am Tori Amos, who continues to insist that she is not pregnant despite the fact that she is obviously pregnant, will be releasing her very first holiday album this year. Says Billboard: The holidays are shaping up to be rather bright for Tori Amos fans, as the singer-songwriter is set to release "Midwinter Graces," her first collection of holiday music. Due November 10 on Universal Republic, the twelve song set features holiday standards such as "What Child, Nowell" and "Star of Wonder," as well as origi...

Still Going Strong!

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise In addition to having the cutest fucking toddler to ever see a pair of heels*, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise apparently have the kind of strong, enduring relationship that allows them to exercise together. Just like Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake! I don't understand the appeal of jogging with your significant other. Look, when I'm jogging, that's my damn time. That's my time to be away from all the nuisances in my life, which usually expands to include whomever I'm dating at the time. You must ...

Because What Amy Winehouse Needs Right Now Is a Record Label

Amy Winehouse Okay. She's managed to perform without collapsing or slurring. She was spotted out holding hands with a cute (although probs gay) boy, and she was looking pretty cute herself. But a record label? Amy Winehouse needs a record label like she needs another crack pipe. But don't worry, the siren song of sanity has never stopped Amy before, and it's not starting now. She's launching a damn record label. Five time Grammy winner Amy Winehouse, the most exciting and biggest-selling female artist to emerge in t...

Naughty Kitchen

OK. I realize I'm a huge fan of the Oxygen Network in general, and I'm trying not to be biased, but a network that shows The Golden Girls and A League of Their Own is pretty much awesome in my book.  That aside the new show, The Naughty Kitchen, made me choke on my food in a good way because I was laughing so much.  P.S. - I was coking on free sloppy joe's and booze . . . Mmmmm . . . . I had never heard of Chef Blythe Beck prior to this show but I am IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN.  Seriously, Angelina Jolie was in first place for lesbian lover and a close second with Jessica Alba (until I realized she sucked) then I saw this show.  Yes, people, I realize Miss Beck is not the skinniest of people, but neither am I.  In addition, doesn't it speak highly of a chef thats she atually enjoys her own food, let alone food in general? This show is HILARIOUS!  To all you restaurant folk out there I can guarantee you will love it.  I have worked in a restaurant for the majority of my life and Chef Blythe Beck truly expresses the feelings of the legit chef.  She HATES the waiters because they are only in it for the money and makes fun of the host and hostess because he and she are mindless (I curently work as a hostess and can say this is absolutly TRUE). The "naughtiness" around Chef Blyth Beck's cooking is what makes this show different.  Not only is her food DELICIOUS but it's not particularly good for you!  Additionally, it is Oxygen's 1st and only show about food AND is the only show based around the chef, not the people under her.  She is only in her late 20's and is already an Executive Chef for a restaurant in Dallas.  If you have EVER worked in food service I can guarantee you will become addicted to this show.  If you haven't, chek it out and I hope you realize how stressful the lives of the people that serve you are. The Naughty Kitchen premiers tonight at 10/9 central on The Oxygen Network.  Oh, and be jealous of the fabulous cream corn dish everyone talks about because she told me the secret ingredient.  I could eat that shit every day it's so good! Bon Appetite! />OK. I realize I'm a huge fan of the Oxygen Network in general, and I'm trying not to be biased, but a network that shows The Golden Girls and A League of Their Own is pretty much awesome in my book.  That aside the new show, The Naughty Kitchen, made me choke on my food in a good way because I was laughing so much.  P.S. - I was coking on free sloppy joe's and booze . . . Mmmmm . . . . I had never heard of Chef Blythe Beck prior to this show but I am IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN.  Seriously, Angel...

Check Your Calendar

16943514khloekardashian921200961925pm Hey, guys.  Do you have any plans in, say, December?  If you have any free time, let's meet up back here and discuss Khloe Kardashian's divorce, okay? Kelly told you this weekend that Khloe Kardashian -- the fat one according to Kim -- was engaged to NBA player Lamar Odom.  She also predicted a pretty quick divorce, but I don't think any of us could have anticipated just how quickly these two idiots would be getting hitched.  After one month of dating, the two are marrying.  This wee...

Jess Upset Over Dog, Friends Worried

Jessica Simpson, Ken Paves Jessica Simpson is having a really difficult time dealing with the loss of her Malti-Poo, Daisy.  According to People, she won't leave her parents' house and is generally inconsolable. Her unnamed friend said, "Daisy was her baby.  It's going to put her in a tailspin.  It will put her in the worst place ever." "Whenever things went wrong for Jessica, she reached for Daisy," another source, a friend, says. "Daisy was her security blanket. When people let her down, she always had Daisy."...

Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s Being a Bitch!

58370047mischabarton921200954633pm It's been the day of hell, so I'm just calling all these losers out on the carpet today.  I'm sick and tired of the "bad reaction to prescription medication" and "traumatic dental surgery" bullshit.  I don't want to hear about celebs that are "exhausted", "dehydrated", or "doing maintenance work in their ongoing journey of sobriety".  They all lie. For some unknown reason, they are still filming episodes of The Beautiful Life.  Seems like such a waste of time and electricity since the publi...

It Was a Matter Of Ear, Not Beer

55665963davidhasselhoff921200952725pm David Hasselhoff quite possibly might have the most optimistic publicist ever.  You'd have to be optimistic to believe that the public would buy this story, buuuuuuut here goes:  The Hoff wasn't drunk last night; he had an "ear infection".  Apparently, he's on medication for his "ear infection" and had a bad reaction to it that caused dizziness and disorientation which mimicked intoxication. I'm sure he's telling the truth, because his daughter who called 911 is only 17.  I've often be...
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