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Mischa Barton "The fashion world is something I don’t think anyone’s ever examined in a really realistic way, and I thought this show would be a good fit for me because I get to play a real character, and a lot of people associate me with fashion like I’m a fashion icon already." Mischa Barton to LA Times, talking about her role on the new CW series The Beautiful Life (which happens to be on tonight.  I hope you'll all be watching).  I've also included a gallery that exhibits just a mere fraction...

House Rules Monday Night

0000043418_20070925144552 Did you guys watch the House season premiere on Monday night? I know I did, and it looks like about 16.5 million other people did the same. Hugh Laurie (sans the rest of his crew) ruled the first night back for the networks, drowning Heroes and Dancing with the Stars in lower-than-expected numbers. The competition also seemed to impact Jay Leno's show, which brought in roughly one-third of its week-earlier premiere-night numbers, and posting its lowest ratings so far. Soooo, what did you guys think of the House premiere? I liked it, I guess, but I wasn't a...

Sarah McLachlin and Her Daughters

90922w10_mclachlan_b-gr_03 We don't hear a lot about Sarah McLachlin around here, because she's usually off creating beautiful music and raising her family and not getting DUIs. Good for her. So it's super special to get this set of photos of Sarah with her two adorable daughters, India Ann Sushil Sood and Taja Summer Sood. (Their father is Sarah's drummer, Ashwin Sood, whom she married in 1997 and separated from a year ago). Both are totally gorgeous little girls, but the younger one seems to do better with the photog...

Jaclyn Smith Is Just Fine, Thank You Very Much

15984715jaclyn_smith_death_rumors9222009111925pm Rumors about a Jaclyn Smith suicide attempt and/or a Jaclyn Smith shooting have been hurling around the Internet today, spurred on by a certain blogger who shall not be named, but who has a track record of errantly confirming people as dead or seriously injured. Way to break stories, buddy. I'd break a lot of awesome stories, too, if I just made them up. Crazy, irresponsible shit like: "BREAKING! MACKENZIE PHILLIPS WAS RAPED BY HER FATHER!" Oh, wait. Jaclyn was rumored to have attempted ...

MacKenzie Phillips Had Sex With Her Dad

One Day at a Time's MacKenzie Phillips has struggled with addiction issues for decades.  After hearing just a snippet of what Phillips shared in her recent Oprah interview (airs tomorrow!), I think it's clear where her problems stem from. She told Oprah that her father, Mamas and Papas frontman John Phillips was the first person who ever shot her up with heroin.  According to Gossipcop.com, she also had sex with her father.  I don't know if she was an adult when this occurred or if he molested her...

We’ll Finally See A Lot Less of K-Fed

We're going to start seeing a lot less of Kevin Federline, but not in the way we hoped.  He hasn't decided to move out of Hollywood and buy a Sonic franchise in North Carolina and he isn't moving to Japan to pursue his "singing career". Kev has signed on to participate in Celebrity Fat Fit Club on VH1.  I don't know what's up with this dude -- the first three letters of his last name might lend a clue -- but look at the difference in just two years!  I've got the before and after pics in the gallery. Kevin Feedbag will be joining Nicole Eggert, Bobby Brown and his other ex, Shar Jackson. [gallery] />We're going to start seeing a lot less of Kevin Federline, but not in the way we hoped.  He hasn't decided to move out of Hollywood and buy a Sonic franchise in North Carolina and he isn't moving to Japan to pursue his "singing career". Kev has signed on to participate in Celebrity Fat Fit Club on VH1.  I don't know what's up with this dude -- the first three letters of his last name might lend a clue -- but look at the difference in just two years!  I've got the before and after pics in the g...

Tom And Gisele Sued Over Shotgun Wedding

15621650giselebundchen922200953016pm Two photogs who were at a post-wedding party of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have finally sent a gift along -- a lawsuit. Yuri Cotes and Rolando Aviles were pursued by the wedding couple's security when they took unauthorized pictures of the party and then refused to turn over their cameras.  Talk about a loss of perspective -- Tom and Gisele's security guards shot at the paps' car and allegedly came close to shooting them.  They shot guns over pictures and now the happy couple is being s...

She Looks Fine To Me

Jessica Simpson It was only yesterday that I told you that, according to her friends, Jessica Simpson was in a tailspin over the presumed death of her Malti-Poo, Daisy.  The reports were claiming that she wouldn't leave her parents house and I had visions of her curled up, existing solely on Slim Jims and mojitos.  It seems that she's doing better than all that. Jessica was seen today looking happy and healthy at Heathrow Airport in London, smiling (though who knows what pain lies behind those drink coaster sunglasses?...

A Letter To Rebecca Gayheart From Her Unborn

Dear Mom, You've been in the news quite a bit lately considering your biggest claim to fame is being the Noxema girl.  It all started a few years ago when you hit and killed a 9 year old and never served any time.  You were lucky, especially considering the fact that your cell phone was the cause of your distraction.  More recently, some really boring (non) sex tape was released.  I hope to never see you and Dad like that again.  Traumatizing!  And now, you are anticipating my arrival into the world in just a few short months. I'm not just writing to catch up.  There's a reason for my letter.  I know that accidents happen, and I don't believe that you intended to kill little Jorge Cruz, Jr., but you did.  Therefore, the rest of your life should be about you dedicating yourself to doing good for others.  You cannot replace him, but there are so many great things you can do to make this world a better place in his memory. For example, I want you to respect life, especially mine.  I'm here and trying to grow my major organ systems and I have high hopes for my brain development, but some days it's really hard to breathe.  Please, stop smoking so I'll have a chance at a healthy birth weight, fully developed lungs and an asthma-free life.  I am your second chance.  Don't fuck it up. Love, Fetus />Dear Mom, You've been in the news quite a bit lately considering your biggest claim to fame is being the Noxema girl.  It all started a few years ago when you hit and killed a 9 year old and never served any time.  You were lucky, especially considering the fact that your cell phone was the cause of your distraction.  More recently, some really boring (non) sex tape was released.  I hope to never see you and Dad like that again.  Traumatizing!  And now, you are anticipating my arrival into...

Lindsay Steals From Druggie?

picture-22 Last week, InTouch printed an article suggesting that Lindsay Lohan may have been involved in the home invasion she suffered last month.  You know, the one where Michael Lohan was flying to LA to get to the bottom of everything?  We never heard from him again, did we?  So, here's the picture of the burglar compared with a picture of LL which I don't think proves anything.  Anyone can wear a crappy hoodie with crappy hair extensions and touch their head.  Anyone can steal $2M in jewels that...

Let’s Hope She Only Signed a Short-Term Lease

16838026heatherlocklear922200920502pm It's official:  The bitch is back.  Heather Locklear is returning to the saddest little neighborhood around, Melrose Place, to see if she can yet again save this sinking ship. The first time MP was on the air there was no plot line,  it had horrible actors and was at the bottom of the ratings -- wow, this new version really is a remake in the truest sense.  Heather Locklear came on board and saved the show; it ran for seven years.  Now, she's coming back. I'm sure after that nuclear disaster of a premiere, the producers knew that only Am...
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