Today's Evil Beet Gossip

NYPD Has Apparently Run Out Of Crime To Fight

swtm5d Looks like there's not too much for the New York Police Department to take care of these days because the day after singer Rihanna gave a tattoo illegally at a parlor run by a friend of hers back in July, they slapped the owner of the shop with a hefty fine for allowing an amateur to operate a needle. This information was released today, and while the ticket's fee has not been released, records show that it could be anywhere between $200 and $2000 dollars. While I'm apt to complain about concessio...

This Is Who Shia Is Sticking His LaBeouf In

90623a1_mulligan_b-gr_03 Shia LeBeouf has been seen around town with a new lady friend who has a not-so-familiar face and many want to know: Who's the lady who's boning the kid from Even Stevens? Turns out this little lady's name is Cary Mulligan, she's a 24 year old British lass who's Shia's co-star in the upcoming film Money Never Sleeps. You may recognize her from Pride & Prejudice and claims that she used Keira Knightly as her acting coach while filming, telling the New York Times "I was a real tomboy until ...

“Kathy Gosselin” Plays Poolside At The Roosevelt Hotel

[caption id="attachment_44324" align="alignnone" width="312" caption="Courtesy of People.com"]Courtesy of People.com[caption id="attachment_44324" align="alignnone" width="312" caption="Courtesy of People.com"][/caption] While filming a sketch for Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kathy Griffin hit up the uber hip and swank pool at the Roosevelt Hotel dressed up as one of our regular targets here at EvilBeet, Ms Kate Gosselin. Hilarious. I actually nearly spit Diet Coke all over my screen when I saw her get up, complete with c-section scar. Apparently the clueless hipsters, rich kids and elderly people that frequent the po...

Kanye West Can’t Actually Handle Flashing Lights

Can't Tell Him Nothing In his song "Flashing Lights" Kanye says "Try to hit you with the 'Oeur de Whopee'/Till I get flashed by the paparazzi/Damn, these n****'s got me/I hate these n****'s more than the Nazis"... And he ain't kidding, kids. This isn't the first time we've seen Kanye and his bald Barbie girlfriend freakin' out on the paps for snapping his photo, and this time, he's even confronting the dude shooting video from the safety of his car. Here's my thing with Kanye: How can a man who boasts about chasin...

Here’s Hoping Nick And Vanessa Have Gotten Back Together

[caption id="attachment_44312" align="alignnone" width="445" caption="Courtesy of Life&Style.com"]nick-and-vanessa937brand[caption id="attachment_44312" align="alignnone" width="445" caption="Courtesy of Life&Style.com"][/caption] I woke up a little bit ago to see that Life & Style has "photographic evidence" that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are back together. Eh, if this was a picture of the two of them dry humping and feeling each other up in a booth, I might be more inclined to jump on board. On the other hand, supposedly the two were "canoodling" and "left together", as well. All of that sounds l...

Julia Roberts Has No Sense of Humor. Gee, Really?

51911084juliaroberts93200942939pm Per usual, Julia Robert's hook nose is out of joint about something that the rest of the world probably finds (if not mildly amusing) totally innocent.  Julia "I'll Take Your Husband Off Your Hands" Roberts has taken task with Julia Stiles -- her costar in Mona Lisa Smile -- for participating in a spoof video that makes fun of eco-conscious celebs.   Julia Roberts - a famously eco-conscious mother of three who uses flushable diapers, drove a Toyota Prius and even helped invent a “green” household cleaner - isn’t laughing at her former Mona Lisa Smile’s co-star’s joke. ...

Even Hitler’s Pissed That Oasis Broke Up

Yes, we've all shed many a tear over the breaking up of Oasis, but I was sure that there were some people immune to the bad news. For example, the guys from Blur or Adolf Hitler. Turns out I was wrong. This hilarious spoof was cut together using a scene from Downfall and shows everyone's least favorite person freakin' out over the missed opportunity to see his favorite band play together live. The best line, which I wont ruin for you in the text, comes along at 3:08. Seriously, this video i...

The LA Justice System Is Amazing

15888312loripetty93200935801pm Only in LA could OJ Simpson brutally murder two people and not serve time.  Only in LA could Robert Blake kill the mother of his child and not serve time.  Only in LA could Rebecca Gayheart kill a nine-year-old jaywalker and not serve any time.  Only in LA could Brandy kill a mother of two and not serve time.  Only in LA could Lori Petty get drunk, hit a kid on his skateboard and not serve time.  (Who did I miss?)  I wanna move to LA. -- land of the free. Lori Petty -- you may know her...

Fantastic Mr. Fox is Going To Be Dooooooppppeeeee

This featurette for Fantastic Mr. Fox was released yesterday and if you're anything like me, you're really looking forward to the meeting of both Wes Anderson and Roald Dahl's whimsical writing-- the two, on paper, seem to be made for each other. You won't like this featurette if you don't like to see how your food is made, as we get to see the foxes in all their various stages of construction, how the sets were made, the props disassembled on tables. However, for any Dahl fans out there, i...

The Doctor of Death Thinks Michael Jackson Got What He Wanted

Dr. Jack Kevorkian has something to say about Michael Jackson's death and it's a bit of a surprising perspective:  He doesn't think Dr. Conrad Murray is to blame. In a lengthy interview -- you'll want to fast forward to 9:30 -- the good doctor states that Michael cannot have been murdered since he doesn't believe malice was a component of the chain of events.  "I don't think he was malicious. Murder is defined as malice or forethought... Did the doctor have forethought? I doubt it." Dr. Kevo...

Quotables

90603m3_griffin_b-gr_03 "I was told repeatedly, 'You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose. You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?’ You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job." - Kathy Griffin in People Magazine, dishing about plastic surgery, pill popping and other topics covered in her new book "Official Book Club Selection"....

Ashley Dupre Is Still Talking …

Ashley Dupre Ashley Dupre, you may remember her as the high-class hooker that had sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, is blogging.  Not just because she has a lot on her mind, but because she's releasing a single.  No, "a single" isn't a sex term -- she's a singer now.   Anyway, Dupre is upset that she hasn't received the same forgiving treatment that the public seems to have offered to the former gov.  Here's her kind of lengthy blog entry and I strongly suggest you click here to hear her sing...
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