Her body looks pretty good for a 51 year old. But I fully expect to end up in a sausage casing in some shady bodega-- or be disposed of in some other equally violent type of mob hit-- for posting this. Something about her frightens me.
Stone butched it up in Sardinia this weekend while vacationing with family-- scratching her ass, smoking a fatty, and... shoving a water hose in her mouth. That's not a euphemism for anything-- she inexplicably shoved the nozzle of a water hose in her mouth while rinsing off.
I'll let the pictures speak for themselves:
Her body looks pretty good for a 51 year old. But I fully expect to end up in a sausage casing in some shady bodega-- or be disposed of in some other equally violent type of mob hit-- for posting this. Something about her frightens me.
Stone butched it up in Sardinia this weekend while vacationing with family-- scratching her ass, smoking a fatty, and... shoving a water hose in her mouth. That's not a euphemism for anything-- she inexplicably shoved the nozzle of a water hose in her mouth while...
I've heard the name Tokio Hotel mentioned a few times, so when I heard they had a new music video, I thought I'd check it out. Three and a half minutes (and a lot of androgynous eyeliner later) I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach thinking about the budget required to make this piece of trash.
Is this awful? Cuz this looks awful to me. Like, This is Spinal Tap awful-- with robots making out in a giant, post-apocalyptic slinky dump instead of dwarfs dancing around tiny Stonehenge.
But then, I'm not exactly in the loop, as the kids say. />
I've heard the name Tokio Hotel mentioned a few times, so when I heard they had a new music video, I thought I'd check it out. Three and a half minutes (and a lot of androgynous eyeliner later) I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach thinking about the budget required to make this piece of trash.
Is this awful? Cuz this looks awful to me. Like, This is Spinal Tap awful-- with robots making out in a giant, post-apocalyptic slinky dump instead of dwarfs dancing around tiny Stonehenge.
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After leaving the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris yesterday where she walked the runway in a gorgeous black halter gown, Jessica Simpson was greeted by droves of paparazzi. While most stars have security wise enough to shield their clients with their bodies, large sheets of paper, or pretty much anything not transparent, Simpson's security used a clear plastic rain umbrella to attempt to keep her photograph free. I hope these people were removed from their duties, as the see-through umbrell...
Christian Audigier held the launch party for his new line yesterday in Paris (of COURSE! Why wouldn't the founder of Ed Hardy hold a party for his new line in the most fashionable city in the world? That seems completely appropriate!), and greeted the press line with some sort of mentally deficient gang symbol....
Doesn't matter how much Fabulosity you possess, if you park illegally in LA, you're going to drive away with a ticket. Kimora Lee Simmons learned her lesson after the Baby Phat Queen took her baby brats on a shopping spree at West Hollywood's Kitson store. While she was playing with toys, picking up new tops and posing with merch, Kimora's ride was parked in a red zone out front-- a big no no in Los Angeles. Upon returning to her car, the former model was issued a ticket for her illegal move, ...
"God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all."
- Loquacious sputum bag Megan Fox waxes poetic about Transformers director Michael Bay....
Old billy goat Rimes eschewed her usual lunch of chewin' on other people's husbands old tin cans and headed out for a bite to eat at Santa Monica cafe Kreation yesterday with three puddin-bellied jabrones labeled by the paps as "friends."
Those same three "friends" hung out with Dean Sheremet five days earlier in Dean's new NYC stomping grounds. (I'm taking bets as to how long it will be before we see pics of Dean enjoying himself at Fire Island.)
I wonder which one of them will get to ...
Jack Tweed, the widower of Big Brother reality TV star Jade Goody, has been charged with rape and remanded until September 21st, when he will appear at Redbridge Magistrates' Court.
Police arrested Tweed and another man in his twenties on Friday after a teenage girl reported that she had been assaulted at Tweed's home in Woodford Green, east London. The other man arrested with Tweed has since been bailed out, but a third suspect was also arrested on Friday in connection with the case and is...