Just Because September 7, 2009WendieJerry Lewis Did you guys watch the telethon the MDA telethon this weekend? No telethon is complete without a liberal sprinkling of Charo and she didn't disappoint. Best parts? Well, homophobe Jerry Lewis -- and yes, I will attach "homophobe" to every single article I ever write regarding JL -- getting the most action his shriveled peen has seen in the past 25 years was pretty enjoyable (2:45), but my personal favorite snippet is Charo dancing with Stick Up Thy Ass woman (4:10). Happy Labo...
Nicky Hilton Bobblehead Will Be On Shelves For Holiday Rush September 7, 2009WendieNicky Hilton Holy smokes! Can someone please fly to Tokyo where Nicky Hilton is promoting her clothing line and cram about 17 sashimi rolls down her gullet? I always have a skewed idea of people's actual weight, but Nicky's gotta be weighing in at about 105 pounds, no? Seriously, be a hero, feed a Hilton! [gallery]...
Soap Opera Star Axed For Personal Belief System September 7, 2009WendieUncategorized A few months ago a Young and the Restless actor quit after refusing to participate in a story line that involved his character kissing another man. A similar story has just unfolded over on the set of One Life to Live. Patricia Mauceri -- she's played Carlotta Vega for the past 14 years -- was just fired after her refusal to participate in a gay story line that conflicted with her personal religious beliefs. Mauceri and her character are both devout Christians. She explained to FOX N...
Regis Was Wrong September 7, 2009WendieJon Gosselin A couple of weeks ago, Regis suggested to Kate Gosselin that he believed reconciliation was on the horizon. She just stared blankly and they mercifully cut to commercial. Lest any of you are holding out hope, Jon Gosselin is crystal clear on the possibility of a Jon & Kate Plus 8: Together Again in a new Good Morning America interview (it airs tomorrow). "Our relationship will never be fixed," he tells ABC News' Chris Cuomo. "... I don't trust her anymore. I was abused ... I was beaten d...
Yeah, We Need To Have a “Caption This” Right. Friggin’. Now. September 7, 2009WendieTila Tequila As it turns out, there is a website called Who Celebs Tweet that will show Twitter feeds between any two people. I'd like to show you the feed of Tweets that have occurred between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman -- specifically, the fifth entry down where Miss Tila "I'm allergic to alcohol" Tequila tells her boyfriend she's drunk. As I mentioned earlier today, Shawne Merriman denies abusing TT, and the famewhore replied back, denying that she drinks. Fuck you, Tila Tequila. Fu...
Paris Attends Venice Film Festival With Cardboard Cutout September 7, 2009WendieEva Mendes, Matt Damon, Mel B, Melanie Brown, Nicolas Cage, Paris Hilton Paris appeared at the Venice Film Festival this weekend with her on-again boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. Doug was looking very two-dimensional and was airbrushed within an inch of his life. There were a few other notables there, but I'm willing to bet attendance was down at this year's festival. Damn economy. I'm really, really hoping Eva Mendes hasn't fallen off the wagon since her rehab stint, but ahhh ... well, you can judge for yourself. Mel Brown was looking very pink and Matt Damon...
Shockingly, All About Steve Was Not The #1 Movie This Weekend September 7, 2009WendieUncategorized How could a film so brilliantly titled not take the number one spot at the theaters this holiday weekend? Who wouldn't want to see a flick with a plot based on Sandra Bullock traveling the country, stalking Bradley Cooper? Apparently, you. It actually did a lot better than I thought it would, coming in second place with $11.2M in box office coin. The number one spot, for the second week in a row was The Final Destination with a take of $12.4M. Other premier movies this week included Gamer ...
No Charges Filed After Tila Tequila’s Abuse Allegations September 7, 2009WendieTila Tequila I'm pretty sure that most of you are aware of my feelings about Tila Tequila at this point. Just based on her Twitter activity that I've observed, she's carried on about having people break into her house, she said she was pregnant, she said she had to go to the hospital because she was about to pass out. Nothing ever materializes from these statements she puts out. Putting that aside, I was very sad to hear about the alleged abuse she suffered over the weekend at the hands of her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman. Even talentless fame...
Hugh Grant in Supporting Role September 7, 2009WendieHugh Grant It's Labor Day weekend, celeb news is slow, and I'm resorting to talking about Hugh Grant's father's art show. In other words: It could be a rough one, guys. You should also expect stories today with scintillating titles such as "Where is JM J Bullock Today?" and "Why Isn't Joanna Kerns in All the Lifetime Movies Anymore?" Hugh hopped across the pond Long Island Expressway to Southampton this weekend to make an appearance at his dad's watercolor paintings exhibit. "I'm so proud of my Dad - he's been painting all my life," said Hugh Grant, 48, w...
Britney Does Alanis September 7, 2009WendieBritney Spears Britney Spears performed in Greensboro, North Carolina on Saturday night. This is significant for a couple of reasons: 1) She did a cover of Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" 2) She sang it live -- no lip-synching and 3) She sounded really good! The video and audio quality isn't tops here, but you'll get the basic idea. Maybe it's time for Britney to abandon her pop tart tunes and go for some more gritty material that she can -- oh, I don't know -- actually sing. The hum...
Labor (Day) Pains September 6, 2009KellyUncategorized Looking for something to occupy your time this Labor Day weekend? If you're one of those people who shuns sunshine and fresh air, you could stay inside all day watching episodes of Autotune the News (above) and following Kevin Smith as he holds a 24 hour Labor Day Tweet-a-thon. The Clerks and Chasing Amy director says fans can ask him anything on Monday and he'll attempt to respond. "I wanna see if I can do it. I've been training for this my whole life, simply by being a lazy fat-a** who'd...
A Shot at Love September 6, 2009KellyTila Tequila I know there are more than a few of you who've wished someone would smack the crap out of Tila Tequila. But I doubt any of you meant it literally. The actress singer umm.. American citizen (it seems harsh to call her an internet fame whore when you're writing about domestic violence) was hospitalized Sunday after an altercation with her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. The two had been hanging out at a club all night for a friend's birthday party and seemed in go...
Holy smokes! Can someone please fly to Tokyo where Nicky Hilton is promoting her clothing line and cram about 17 sashimi rolls down her gullet? I always have a skewed idea of people's actual weight, but Nicky's gotta be weighing in at about 105 pounds, no? Seriously, be a hero, feed a Hilton!
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A few months ago a Young and the Restless actor quit after refusing to participate in a story line that involved his character kissing another man. A similar story has just unfolded over on the set of One Life to Live.
Patricia Mauceri -- she's played Carlotta Vega for the past 14 years -- was just fired after her refusal to participate in a gay story line that conflicted with her personal religious beliefs. Mauceri and her character are both devout Christians. She explained to FOX N...
A couple of weeks ago, Regis suggested to Kate Gosselin that he believed reconciliation was on the horizon. She just stared blankly and they mercifully cut to commercial. Lest any of you are holding out hope, Jon Gosselin is crystal clear on the possibility of a Jon & Kate Plus 8: Together Again in a new Good Morning America interview (it airs tomorrow).
"Our relationship will never be fixed," he tells ABC News' Chris Cuomo. "... I don't trust her anymore. I was abused ... I was beaten d...
As it turns out, there is a website called Who Celebs Tweet that will show Twitter feeds between any two people. I'd like to show you the feed of Tweets that have occurred between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman -- specifically, the fifth entry down where Miss Tila "I'm allergic to alcohol" Tequila tells her boyfriend she's drunk. As I mentioned earlier today, Shawne Merriman denies abusing TT, and the famewhore replied back, denying that she drinks.
Fuck you, Tila Tequila. Fu...
Paris appeared at the Venice Film Festival this weekend with her on-again boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. Doug was looking very two-dimensional and was airbrushed within an inch of his life.
There were a few other notables there, but I'm willing to bet attendance was down at this year's festival. Damn economy. I'm really, really hoping Eva Mendes hasn't fallen off the wagon since her rehab stint, but ahhh ... well, you can judge for yourself. Mel Brown was looking very pink and Matt Damon...
How could a film so brilliantly titled not take the number one spot at the theaters this holiday weekend? Who wouldn't want to see a flick with a plot based on Sandra Bullock traveling the country, stalking Bradley Cooper? Apparently, you.
It actually did a lot better than I thought it would, coming in second place with $11.2M in box office coin. The number one spot, for the second week in a row was The Final Destination with a take of $12.4M.
Other premier movies this week included Gamer ...
I'm pretty sure that most of you are aware of my feelings about Tila Tequila at this point. Just based on her Twitter activity that I've observed, she's carried on about having people break into her house, she said she was pregnant, she said she had to go to the hospital because she was about to pass out. Nothing ever materializes from these statements she puts out.
Putting that aside, I was very sad to hear about the alleged abuse she suffered over the weekend at the hands of her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman. Even talentless fame...
It's Labor Day weekend, celeb news is slow, and I'm resorting to talking about Hugh Grant's father's art show. In other words: It could be a rough one, guys. You should also expect stories today with scintillating titles such as "Where is JM J Bullock Today?" and "Why Isn't Joanna Kerns in All the Lifetime Movies Anymore?"
Hugh hopped across the pond Long Island Expressway to Southampton this weekend to make an appearance at his dad's watercolor paintings exhibit.
"I'm so proud of my Dad - he's been painting all my life," said Hugh Grant, 48, w...
I know there are more than a few of you who've wished someone would smack the crap out of Tila Tequila. But I doubt any of you meant it literally.
The actress singer umm.. American citizen (it seems harsh to call her an internet fame whore when you're writing about domestic violence) was hospitalized Sunday after an altercation with her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman.
The two had been hanging out at a club all night for a friend's birthday party and seemed in go...